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Saiyoku
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Something Dave @AClSllXVlll and I worked our way into. We're weird, we're funny, yes, we know.

Behind the Schemes. Scenes. Scheme. Conspiracy theory. Haha, get it..?
This game is about conspiracy theories.

Here we make conspiracy theories, of course for comedic purposes. Refrain from posting about something that could be considered offensive, or something that nobody knows, since that'll kill the game (assuming this game will ever live.)

Here's an example of how it'd go. (thanks to Dave for the examples)
"Forum games"
"The government is trying to see how we react to different situations so they can control us! Next up: The Matrix"
"It's leaked government footage of genetic engineering, there were no aliens. Next up..."

Be creative!

Next up: Valentine's Day.

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AClSllXVlll
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Valentine's Day was invented in 1156 as an answer for the issue of declining population in Camelot. The chocolate used back then was injected with aphrodisiacs just as it is today. Did you know that Richard Nixon was impeached because he actually leaked classified documents to certain "conspiracy" circles? Watergate was all a lie, don't let the companies convince you Valentine's Day is so innocent!

The real question we should all have is: What's the truth behind St. Patrick's Day?

Saiyoku
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St Patrick's death is all a front! It was made by Leprechauns to keep humans too busy drinking in bars and praying in churches, distracting them with magical beliefs as they all came together in a secret place full of four-leaf clovers where they'd think of ways to take over the world...

Potatoes.

Stratygizer
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Hired agents working for the devil! Why else would they be associated with bad things like couch potato?! YOU HEAR THAT BOB?! CALL ME A COUCH POTATO AGAIN AND I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER! SATANIST! Do you think bob is a demon!? (I'm just eagerly awaiting the 9/11 to roll in now)

Saiyoku
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9/11 was done by dragons (you didn't give a specific topic so... I assumed.)

Next up: Cats.

kalisenpai
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Cats' purrs control our minds, making us vulnerable. One day, all of us will have a cat that will control us and we'll become slaves of the Great and Unique Cat King.

Next up: rainy days

AClSllXVlll
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Rain is actually recycled bathwater put into the atmosphere by NOAA. Why do you think it's so easy to get sick if you stay out in the rain for too long? It's the bacteria from other people.

Next up: Soap.

Saiyoku
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Soap was invented by big companies to get rid of our true selves! They make us scrub ourselves, take off our own natural smell, our newly-forming natural skin- and they call us dirty if we refuse to do so! They're trying to keep the wild, wild youth stuck inside us, so they can control us better... Perfumes, deodorants, it's all a conspiracy!

Next up: Love.

Stratygizer
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Error 404: "love is a lie" rant not found. Belongs in tumblr.

Pets.

kalisenpai
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Pets? Really? Isn't it obvious??? Pets are the cats' slaves, they were the previous dominant race. Now, they're being used to help cats control our minds. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE/BECOME SLAVES. But cats are soft and fluffy, so, not a big deal.

Next up: Dreams

AClSllXVlll
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Dreams are the aliens' mind probes attempting to brainwash you. Don't worry though, all you need is a specially made tinfoil hat! Call 1-800-Illuminati today and receive an additional free tinfoil hat for the same price of $99.99! Protect your mind, buy now!

Next up: Burger King

armorplayergc
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Burger King is a company ran by an evil guy who is secretly putting mind-controlling chips in their food to control all their costumers and force them to spend all their money eating in Burger King so they can monopolize all the market in the Earth and become the supreme leaders of the world! D:

Next up: Armor Games

mamibo
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This is a harsh one. Armor Games is actually an islamist recruitment site held by a Sirian hypnosis genius Sameg Romra. He influences AG users by having his agents interrupt the count to 100 game at the right time, causing precise and destructive brain signals.
If you transfer the numbers each count attempt ends with into a 666-basis number system and then match their equivalents in arabic by dividing each number by π and rounding up, you will get a repeating "Join The Jihad" message.

Next up: ∞ (the consept of infinity)

bensonbeagle
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Infinity. The Greek's secret design for a slide that never ends, cleverly disguised by acting asa number. But, its not a number, and the Greeks that created it are dead, yet the government still uses it, and for all we know some day they'll take over earth with slides! #MindBlown
Now, can someone explain why the Illuminati symbol is on the US dollar?

Saiyoku
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Ahhh..the never ending mystery of the TRIANGLE! Triangles. The symbol of the Illuminati... Why do you think they have the triangular pyramid symbol as their logo? Why do you think triangles are everywhere? On the dollar, on charts, PYRAMIDS...and love. It's because our world is in fact, TRIANGULAR. It is a PYRAMID shape. This is why we have Pyramids in middle east, because the old people tried to make their own world and recreate the shape! As for Illuminati...it is their symbol, for they rule the world! And money, also rules the world.

Next up: Sushi cat

AClSllXVlll
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Sushi Cat is Japan's main takeover platform for the Americas. Have you noticed the increase in anime and other Japanese things lately? It's all because of Sushi Cat, the original ploy.

Next up: Youtube.

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