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Bad news guys, I recently found out that I have Cancer. I know, pretty unfortunate.

It all started with a visit to my doctor... my eye doctor. As she was squirting painful drops into my eyes, she asked if I had heard of the change of the dates for the zodiac signs last year. I replied with that I had not and she showed me this website.

As soon as I saw the dates, I gasped. My birthday, July 23 had previously been in the dates for Leo, which had spanned from July 22 to some day in August. But upon seeing that website and it's listing of the new dates, I saw that Cancer had bumped down Leo by almost a whole month and is now July 20 to August 10.

What the heck! All because they decided to add in a new zodiac sign. What the heck even is an Ophiuchus?! Also what's the point of adding a new sign?

So is anyone else upset about this? Did anyone get bumped to another sign like I did? Going to a crab after being a lion your whole life isn't really a happy moment in one's life.