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danwar123
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This is based off of an old forum game from a long time ago. I can't really find it anywhere, so...

Welcome to Edit the Quote 2.0! Here is how the game works:

Person A: Hi, my name is Bob.

Person B:

Hi, I need a job.

Sure! I have a restaurant near the town square.

Person A:

Soon, I'll have some pizza topped with cat hair!

Eww! How does that work?
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The edited quote has to vaguely resemble the original one, and you have to follow the forum rules, but other than that, go wild!

I'll start:
Hello! I really missed the old game, so I'm remaking it!

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armorplayergc
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King

"Hello! I really wished an old meme, so I'm retaking it!"

Which meme are you going to retake?

NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

Witch Mama, aren't you going to reply?

I'm no Witch Mama, but I'll surely reply to this fun game

danwar123
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danwar123
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I'm the Witch's mama, so I surely won't reply to this fun game

Why not?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

I'd prefer a dog hunt.

What!? Are you going to hunt down all those cute dogs?! How mean! D:

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

That? Are you going to shunt around all those food hogs?! How obscene! P;

Why would you do such an act?

NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

With my mad scientist experiments (and the aid of a crows in pizza).

You have crows in your pizza?!

NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Marquis

That melancholic teenager! When will he start noticing?

Probably when all that edgy teen angst is gone

danwar123
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danwar123
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Possibly when that sword finally takes an edge

I didn't know you made swords!

danwar123
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Gibberish-speaking heretics deserve to be purged, too!

Hold on, hold on. I didn't expect there to still be a Spanish inquisition.

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