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oyaji3211
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This is a battle of the sexes. If the poster is male, he will add 1 to the number above him and then make a comment of any sort he wishes. If the poster is female, she will subtract 1 from the number above her and make a comment. If the number reaches 0, the girls win. If the number reaches double the starting number, the guys win. For instance if we start at 1,000, the guys win at 2,000.
Please always leave a comment with your number so it doesn't devolve into just another counting game. Comments obviously make it much more interesting.
All forum rules apply. Keep the comments civil. No double posting.

We will start with:

1,000 - This game can be really fun and a good way to have ad hoc conversations.

Amended Rules
All of the above still applies EXCEPT:
• Girls may now subtract 5 per post owing to the fact the forum demographic is skewed so much toward males.
• Each new game will begin at 50 until further notice.
• Turncoats are allowed. Meaning you may post for either gender regardless of your own gender.

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PHLHimself
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PHLHimself
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59. Just here to join the fray, Oh we're already down somewhat 900 tugs?

sciller45
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60. Yup, we're down 900 tugs and the men are losing. But it doesn't have to be like that!

kalisenpai
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kalisenpai
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59. This is a good number

PHLHimself
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PHLHimself
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59. I'd rather have the number Kalisenpai has.

kalisenpai
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kalisenpai
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58. Well, now this is my number XD

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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57. I would start counting forward again, but if I do that, the girls will kill me

BalkanRenegades
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58. Suddenly a dude appears out of nowhere!

sciller45
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59. Quick, shake up these beer kegs and we shall beer jetpack our way to 100!
And armorplayergc, don't worry. If you join us, you'll grow a beer belly big enough to protect you from all blows!

BalkanRenegades
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60. Chug, chug, chug, chug! Alright boys, let's do this!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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61 YAY! *grows a big beer belly* I'M PROTECTED!
*girls start attacking me, but my belly keeps blocking them*

I AM INVINCIBLE!
*is kicked in the nuts*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *falls in the ground, feeling lots of pain, starts crying, and can't stand up for 25 minutes*

sciller45
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62. His stomach isn't big enough! Throw in the pig roast! Don't worry, we'll protect you till your stomach is all grown. Remember, comrade, the only enemy that will be able to hurt you is your own heart, or more specifically, cardiac arrest!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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63. b- b- but th- the pain is t- too stron'... I c- can't ea- eat an- anythi- anythin' n- now

sciller45
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sciller45
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64. Come on, man up! You had 8 hours!

kalisenpai
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Marquise

63. You'd be more stylish without the beer belly... Just saying

sciller45
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64. Don't listen to her! She's trying to make you vulnerable.

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