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oyaji3211
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Herald

This is a battle of the sexes. If the poster is male, he will add 1 to the number above him and then make a comment of any sort he wishes. If the poster is female, she will subtract 1 from the number above her and make a comment. If the number reaches 0, the girls win. If the number reaches double the starting number, the guys win. For instance if we start at 1,000, the guys win at 2,000.
Please always leave a comment with your number so it doesn't devolve into just another counting game. Comments obviously make it much more interesting.
All forum rules apply. Keep the comments civil. No double posting.

We will start with:

1,000 - This game can be really fun and a good way to have ad hoc conversations.

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armorplayergc
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King

61 YAY! *grows a big beer belly* I'M PROTECTED!
*girls start attacking me, but my belly keeps blocking them*

I AM INVINCIBLE!
*is kicked in the nuts*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *falls in the ground, feeling lots of pain, starts crying, and can't stand up for 25 minutes*

sciller45
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Treasurer

62. His stomach isn't big enough! Throw in the pig roast! Don't worry, we'll protect you till your stomach is all grown. Remember, comrade, the only enemy that will be able to hurt you is your own heart, or more specifically, cardiac arrest!

armorplayergc
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King

63. b- b- but th- the pain is t- too stron'... I c- can't ea- eat an- anythi- anythin' n- now

sciller45
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sciller45
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Treasurer

64. Come on, man up! You had 8 hours!

kalisenpai
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kalisenpai
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Lady

63. You'd be more stylish without the beer belly... Just saying

sciller45
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Treasurer

64. Don't listen to her! She's trying to make you vulnerable.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

65. ugh, I don't know now... having a big beer belly might not be very cool... but I also don't want to be hurt painfully again

Tails = having a big beer belly
Heads = being vulnerable to painful attacks Coin Flip = Heads

Flipper... why? :|

COIN RESULTS
Coin Flip
Heads
sciller45
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sciller45
378 posts
Treasurer

66. Well, I guess I could give you this stainless steel armour. Here!

kalisenpai
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kalisenpai
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Lady

65 *destroys the armour*

BalkanRenegades
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BalkanRenegades
819 posts
Templar

66. I activate a trap card Solemn Judgement which will save my friend's armor!

sciller45
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sciller45
378 posts
Treasurer

67. I activate my Gulag card! Opponent loses next turn and gives the user 1 extra manpower for the next turn!

kalisenpai
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kalisenpai
1,331 posts
Lady

66. Erm... I use... hmmm... idk... Trading Card! Next male enemy posts as if he were a female for the next 5 turns (posts).

Eldunari17
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Eldunari17
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Scribe

65. I'm going to like, post as normal.

sciller45
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sciller45
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Treasurer

67. Hey that's not fair! You didn't take into consideration my gulag card!

KatPryde
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Scribe

66. What's going on here. =°-°=

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