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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Zophia
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Awesome way to not post in order to inform people of something, yes? I like my ban brush. It can rewrite thread titles. :3

thoadthetoad
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Awesome way to not post in order to inform people of something, yes? I like my ban brush. It can rewrite thread titles. :3

no wif only there's a dang EDIT BUTTON >:U *stares at the carlie, john, and dan*
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If an outbreak would occur my chances to survive would be pretty good. I live in a small village near rotterdam, the Netherlands. A small village means little people and little zombies.
First off i'd secure my own home. If my parents would be zombies i'd take them out using the hatchet from our garden shed. It's dangerous but the hatchet is the best weapon I have around. Staying at home would mean certain death so i'd pack up dried foods and water for a couple of days, some matches, my pocket knife, some rope, some grinded meat ( vacuum sealed) If it's winter some warm clothes would be nice too.
My next stop would be the police station for some firepower. It's probably infested so i'd lure the zombies out using the grinded meat, sneak in myself and then decapitate them using the shotgun i'd hopefully find inside.
Since our police station is quite fortified i'd spend the night there.
When morning comes I take the shotgun and two smaller guns and head out to the gardning store. I'd take some highly flammable or explosive pesticides to clear out larger areas.
My final move would be to venture to the nearest harbour for a boat, my village is next to a river so that's no problem.
I'd navigate for the island of Texel. It will take a day or two to get there.
It's a small island, easy to clear out using the pesticides and guns. I could set up a living there fishing and tending the land and some lifestock.

thoadthetoad
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@hoodedone: You made a very nice plan there, well thought out and gets to the point. There are a couple of things you might want to change though:
1. It's gonna be tough to kill your parents, zombified or not, and to live with yourself afterwards, maybe killing your parents isn't SUCH a great idea?
2. the boat and Island thing is still sketchy with the other members, and unless you see clear skies and have at least 30 more gallons of extra fuel on you, you might not be able to get to your island.

I still like your plan, and the explosive pesticide thing is a great idea but, how will you know which pesticides are flammable/explosive?

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What really bothers me about his thread is it all is true the real virus is sancum or something along those lines.

There is a book about how to live a zombie apocalypse and there only weakness is to hit their brain.

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Well, i belive it would be of importance to alert the millitary, and police. It may be easiest do do this by capturing one of the odd individuals and letting the millitary see them transform in front of them. TAHT would be rather hard to dissprove. Though getting the not yet zombified perso nthere, would be hard.

Have to go "FAIL" (not so much, though) at you, Skater. It is exstremely hard, and still, even if you get to show the change, people might still believe it is a prank. Most people would not believe a child/teenager/young person, so I would have the same problem too. You might need to either flesh it out, or take another approach to it.

@Thoad: I think it is yours, since no one remembers mine.
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@Thoad: At school we got a book called the BINAS, it contains all sorts of information on biology, physics and chemistry. It's got a huge list full of chemicals and their properties like if they are explosive or flammable. And those pesticides probably have some ingredients on the bottle. Combine those and you can get some great fireworks.
I'll keep on working on my plan, perhaps using distances and gas usage by boats or something. At least i'll keep visiting this topic. It's really cool.

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i live in florida i read max broocks zombie survival guid an i got me a good plan wana hear it

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ok now firs i need a close combat wepin and a firearm so for close i chose the crowbar cus its lite stron pointy and can help with dores then ill go to the gun store down us1 (wich is the interstate were i live) i will grab a 5mm pistole for its lite and holds 15 amo at a time(im chosing lite wepins cus i need to be quiq not over burdend) then id grab a world war 2 garand and go to my house and grab food water and my parents car (dont laugh i live with my parents) well then id drive to the docks steal a boet and drive away to werrever i can find will i be safe? only time will tell.

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[quote]i do hope i qwolify to join and get a thums up=)

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@Thoad: At school we got a book called the BINAS, it contains all sorts of information on biology, physics and chemistry. It's got a huge list full of chemicals and their properties like if they are explosive or flammable. And those pesticides probably have some ingredients on the bottle. Combine those and you can get some great fireworks.

I see, you got this worked out, I think you'll make a great survivor when the time comes.
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Hey... I live in Melbourne, so I would have some issues... I have a Hatchet in the shed, a pocket knife, some scouting experience, no ability to drive, I am a picky eater, and addicted to the computer.

Right... The pro of living in the city, is that there would be barricades and stuff around, so I might be ok for a while. My uncle is a cop, if that helps, and I have some friends in Tassie...

I don't think that you should stay in a heavily populated area, without moving, so I might barricade my house for a little while. I would then pack as much stuff at I would need, with plenty of food tucked away, and head off. I have no idea from there, but you guys might have an idea.

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Some of your issues are purely psychological, picky eating and computer addiction will probably fade away quickly when things get nasty, if you have a strong will you would get through without both.
Your friends and cop uncle could come in handy, but you have to keep in touch and reach them before they become infected.
If you reach them and still don't know a place to flee to, they will probably be able to help you or at least make you think a bit deeper cause you're deciding their fate too.
Oh and the scouting experience always comes in handy, making you able to do some basic survival tricks might you end up in the wilderness.

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ok now firs i need a close combat wepin and a firearm so for close i chose the crowbar cus its lite stron pointy and can help with dores then ill go to the gun store down us1 (wich is the interstate were i live) i will grab a 5mm pistole for its lite and holds 15 amo at a time(im chosing lite wepins cus i need to be quiq not over burdend) then id grab a world war 2 garand and go to my house and grab food water and my parents car (dont laugh i live with my parents) well then id drive to the docks steal a boet and drive away to werrever i can find will i be safe? only time will tell.


Ok, you fail....GAH! Interstaes will be blocked up by people looking to get on a boat and escape as well, so cars, not gonna work. Don't go to the stroe straight away, as you might run into looters, or the likes. Wait at your home for a few days first, just to wait that stage off. fro mthere, head down to the docks if you must, and My advice would be the florida keys. There are alot of islans there you could live on. You get a d+ For a good plan, but terrible spelling. I can understand if you are not from america or england though.


Hey... I live in Melbourne, so I would have some issues... I have a Hatchet in the shed, a pocket knife, some scouting experience, no ability to drive, I am a picky eater, and addicted to the computer.
Right... The pro of living in the city, is that there would be barricades and stuff around, so I might be ok for a while. My uncle is a cop, if that helps, and I have some friends in Tassie...
I don't think that you should stay in a heavily populated area, without moving, so I might barricade my house for a little while. I would then pack as much stuff at I would need, with plenty of food tucked away, and head off. I have no idea from there, but you guys might have an idea.


Allright, well yes. A hatchet could help, but not with fighting. Firstly, get out of the city ASAP! Do NOT stay in it for longer then is needed. Stay in your home for a week max, then hightail it to the country side.

As for your uncle being a cop, how that would help you, i dont know. Anyways, being picky is one of the worst things that could happen. If you had to, you could be eating rats at one point or another. So good luck my frined. As for being a ddicted to the computer, that means your physical level is probably low, which greatly reduces your risk of survival.

So........C- to be nice.
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As for your uncle being a cop, how that would help you, i dont know.

*raises hand*
OH OH! I KNOW!
Moto-cop keys. easy to weave in between car traffic and easy to carry around. Also, it has a siren, so you can fake people out.
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