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What starts with an F and ends with a U C K?

A firetruck, dirty mouth..

What does a bird make

Bird poop, stop getting stuck to my car

What tastes good and is a bird that can't fly

FRIED CHICKEN

person1: You B****!
person2: You are what you eat!
person1: That's true....