This is what I would be. Name:Super Rapping Monkey Food:Fries n' chips and pepsi Where:In the zoo rapping!! Description:A monkey that raps in the zoo with lots of bling!Also with a golden tooth!
That's not baing mutilated. Being mutilated is being torn apart or having you body be severly damaged to the point that it no longer resembles you, or a human.
Thank you for an incredibly random definition. Yes, you get a pat on a back, that's what mutilated means. But the term used here is mutated, which means basically changed into something else.
I could understand being spam, but how could you grow a can? maybe you'd just be a pile of it. And why spam? Why not be made outta like ice cream or pizzas or root beer or something?