I just got an idea for a "top 5" countdown on different subjects.
Today's Subject...
Top 5 reasons that World of Warcraft is so addicting!
5. hey.. It's just a fun game 4. Bruce Willis has a level 70 Human Paladin 3. 90% of People have no lives 2. They hide subliminal messaging in the chats 1. Hey... I haven't gotten a seizure yet!
* these are not actual ways to escape a ticket. it is just jokes.
5. Tell the cop that he has a nice uniform 4. Tell the cop that your speedometer is broken 3. Buy a radar that tells you where the speed traps are 2. Go FASTER!!! 1. Carry a box of fresh doughnuts wherever you go
Top 5 ways to try and look cool but will make you look dumb 5.Go around saying sup fool to anyone you see and if they say sup back, ask them "Hey man! Are you part of the gangsta crew?" 4.Wear Sunglasses and go around saying "Peace Brotha!" 3.If someone shouts at you shout back "Yo Homeboi! What it is with you? 2.Tell everyone that you are gonna bust some heads but you never do. 1.Try and "Ghost ride da whip!" but you end up in a FAIL
5 Ways To Pee Creatively 5.Pee sitting down. 4.Pee sitting down backwards 3.Do the "golden fountain" technique and get on your knees in front of the toilet, put up the seat and pee like a fountain into the toilet. 2.Pee backwards standing up. 1.Pee in your pants.
