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gman1000
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I was wondering if anyone had any good Chuck Norris jokes?

I have one:
Chuck Norris does not go hunting since hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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rocketsrule
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There is already a topic for this

thepyro222
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Chuck Norris jokes are so stupid

gman1000
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Could you give me a link to the topic? I didn't want to search through pages and pages of topics.

@thepyro222

Why do you think they are stupid?

coolmanrule
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chuck norise sleeps with a knight light not becouse hes scared of the dar but becouse the dark is scared of him.
these jokes are stupid!

Beatlborg
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Brokeback mountain is the pile of dyeing ninjas in chucks yard

SivaledY
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Godzilla was a reenactment of Chuck Norris's visit to Japan

Programpro
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Chuck Norriz doesn't sleep...he waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you...if you can't see Chuck Norris,you may be seconds away from death.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake...Chuck Norris doesn't get wet...the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed.

gman1000
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Plane during WWII by simply pointing his finger and saying, "BANG!".

JustLacrosse21
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chuck norris died 2 years ago.... the reaper was just too afraid to knock on deaths door

Nater
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im ade this one up i think if your 5 minutes late for work and ask chuck norris for direction wen you get there youll be 30 minutes early for work

justgotpwned
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jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus.



chuck norrises chesthaurs have chesthairs

souperman
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In the movie Transformers, Optimus Prime's stunt double was Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Programpro
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

btw, nice joke Nater

delossantosj
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AY MAN YOU STOLL MY TOPIC THAT I ALREADY MADE!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!

superfatman
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her are no lesbians only women who havent met chuck norris

Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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