some kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
every night before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris.
arnold schwarzenneger, vin diesel and chuck norris all went to heaven one day. God gives them all a chance to sit on the throne next to His. So he asks them all, "Why do you think you should get the throne directly next to mine?" arnie answers "i believe i should sit there because of all my wonderful achievements" vin diesel replies "i should get it because of all the wonderful movies i've made" chuck norris then says to God: "i believe you're sitting on my seat"
Chuck norris can make minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck norris can slam revolving doors. in the avarage living room there are 2879 objects chuck norris can use to kill u including the room itself chuck norris can beat a wall at tennis when chuck norris does push ups he dosent push himself up he pushes the world down the great wall of china was origanaly in vented t keep chuck norris out...it faild misrably.
