Ok i made this up hope you like it:
"Give the dog your food" Dog
"Did you just talk!!!" Human
" Yes! Now give the dog your food!!! Dog
"No!!! if your lucky you can have my table scraps!!! Human
" Go find a rock crawl under and stay there!!! =P Dog
"fine!!! wait a second you little 4h7s1!!!! Human
"that seemed to shut him up" Human
Now i can return to my dinner!" Human
Klangggg!!!! (fork hitting empty plate)
"Huh!!!! thats impossible!!!" Human
"i knew that that cardboard cutout off me would come in handy 1 day!!!" Dog
".......!!!!!!!!!!.................!.!.!.!.!!!!!!!!!!!!........." Human
THE END!!!
