Well, when we hear the world Santa, we think of a fat dude that gives toys to little kids and has reindeer. However, we ninjas know he is one of the best ninjas in the world. Let me break it down to you. He lives at the North Pole in secret. No one ever sees him, very much like a ninjas. He goes to every house and breaks in to put toys in! I mean, theirs probably over a million houses in the world! His elves are just Minjas that will slit your throat in 2 seconds. Rumor is that his suit is red. That is very true but the red comes from blood from the children who want to see Santa. Kids! Don't do it! He has to kill you! It's the freaking code of the Ninja! As you see with all my evidence, he is a freaking Ninja.
Never! I am a ninja and he can't kill a fellow one. At least not in Killacon, which I am at hehe. He also black mails the reindeer so they don't call the Ninja Head Master.
Their is also a rumor that the Whos from Dr Seuss are his henchmen. So that means the Grinch was going to save us. Miss Claus has been killed and replaced with a robot that is very convincing so yes, she does know.
