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nickelbacksucks
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Who would win this epic battle?

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ryan7g
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Shepherd

A vampire can outsmart a zombie easily. A vampire can fly. A zombie cannot. A vampire is ALOT faster than a zombie. (unless it's like a zombie type thing from 'I Am Legend' lol, very unlikely though). Here, let me do it like this:

Strength>Zombie
Intelligence>Vampire
Stamina>Vampire
Wits>Vampire
Better Characteristics (ability to fly, swim, fight, etc. Stuff like that)>Vampire

I'd say vampire.

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

True, but the vampire runs the risk of getting infected by the zombie and becoming one.

ryan7g
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Shepherd

Oops. I guess I forgot that one. Sorry.

Better chance of infecting opponent by bite, touch, or any other of the five senses.>Zombie

Haha. xD And yes, I know bite isn't one of the five senses...I don't think taste would've sounded right, lol.

Zega
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Yea, and I say zombie cuz zombies have no blood... i think not......

drakokirby
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Vampire easily. If it doesn't have any rivers around it, it would know how to kill a zombie. It will turn into a bat, go to the nearest gun store and get either a shotgun or a springfield. Heck, if it wants to have some fun, AK 47.

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

Well the way I was picturing it was just one zombie and one vampire, locked inside a room with no weapons.

drakokirby
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Shepherd

Vampire says, "Oh look! An intelligent human giving away his brain!" Then when he looks that way, put your fangs in his brain. Vampire still owns him.

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

The zombie wouldn't be able to understand the vampire and if the vampire got close to the zombie it would get bit and infected.

drakokirby
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Shepherd

I'm pointing in a direction. It would follow that direction. The vampire would go bat then and hide in a dark corner. Then strike when the zombie gets out and it sees a usable weapon.

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

I don't think the zombie would care about what direction you're pointing in. All it wants is to devour you.

drakokirby
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Shepherd

Get out emergency brain tubes and chuck it out the door. Then get a weapon and kill that sucka!

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

No weapons!!

drakokirby
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Shepherd

That was when you were in the room. We are outside now. You said nothing about getting outside. So admit Vampires pwned the Zombies!

nickelbacksucks
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Nomad

If I remember correctly I said a LOCKED room.

drakokirby
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Wait for zombie to destroy door while you in bat mode in the corner. Why won't you let me win? I will win anyways.

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