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Shark7996
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OK, I just KNOW you guys will love this. All you've got to do is describe a way you would hurt, embarass, or otherwise annoy the person above you.

Example:
Player 1: Woo! I'm the first person to post this!
Player 2: I hold my finger two inches from Player 1's face while saying, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you..."
Player 3: I pwn Player 2 at Guitar Hero.
Player 4: I summon Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Player 3.
And so on and so forth.

PLEASE make everything rated G. I would hate for your description of you ripping off someone else's face to get my game locked up.

Anyway, I'm first up. Show me what you've got!

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arod2345
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i hit u in the head wit a foot ball and say 4!! 7 seconds after it hits u =] lol

Shark7996
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Shark7996
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I hypnotize you into thinking that I hit you, so even though I didn't, you still feel the PAIN!

Cholokid
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I throw a stuffed Pikachu at Shark and yell gotta catch em all!

hellian00
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hellian00
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What does this have to do with moshing?

soccer_mylife
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soccer_mylife
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omg that made me lmao
i hit you with a golf club because i thought your head was a golf ball it was so small
im not that funny:{

Shark7996
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I slap soccer_mylife while saying, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" and cast Intimidate on the next player to lower their accuracy by 25%.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I use tackle on shark! But the attck fails. ;(

Henrytheonlygameking
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Henrytheonlygameking
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i kick skater_kid_who_pwns in the nuts and fart on him bwhahamwhaha haha... ha.... lol rolf har

god_of_classic_rock
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god_of_classic_rock
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I summon Mr. T to pity Henrytheonlygameking

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I take the rock out of god_of_classic_rock's name and throw it at him.

bigbrain
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bigbrain
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I find a grenade and put it in skater_kid_who_pwns mouth.

Henrytheonlygameking
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Henrytheonlygameking
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i shoot you in the brains

bigbrain
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I take a chainaw and slice you like a ham.

arod2345
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i i grab ur nose and say "WERS UR NOSE HUH HUH? I GOT UR NOSE! WER IS IT WER WER WER?"

tempo013
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i run away because this game is scary.

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