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kittytears
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Nomad

i would want to die with chuck norris cutting me inhalf

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opentotruth
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Peasant

dying quickley like in a explosion or something

DaMasta333
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Nomad

I've always wanted to feel the electric chair first-hand...

curlycurls9
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I want to die in my sleep so i can't feel any pain or suffering. But i want to know when will i die so i can do whatever before my time comes. or maybe of old age

parkermb68
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Nomad

I'm with CJquines, really not pleasant.

Piebrain10
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Nomad

I would want to dye from a nuke

ikillnerds
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Nomad

If I die i want to die from old age or from a gun.

2014631
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Nomad

I want to die instantly without pain, and be happy and content.

joao99
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Shepherd

die having sex with carmen electra...should be really awesome :P

jond
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Nomad

gun to the head..

MarioMario
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I would die by being to old.Nicest way to go,I think.

Zega
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I would want to dye from a nuke
Dying your hair with a nuke is not cool.. I should know.

2014631, please don't resurrect threads.

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Dieing isn't something you should want to do, unless you have some kind of depression. If I were to choose how I were to die, that would be of old age. It's as far away from me as possible. It's probably not too painful, and you have lived your life.
jond
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Dieing isn't something you should want to do, unless you have some kind of depression. If I were to choose how I were to die, that would be of old age. It's as far away from me as possible. It's probably not too painful, and you have lived your life.


good point
whimsyboy
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I would probably want to die while flyfishing. In a fairly crowded area, too.
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In the beginning of spring, salmon season starts. Men aged 8 to 80 head to the rivers and streams that hold them, and they start it up. As the oldest man there parks his rusty old pickup, he steps out with his old, tarnished waders and a ripped nylon hat, and people kindly dismiss him and keep fishing.
3 hours later, most men are done and have decided to go to breakfast, but some are still there, including the old timer. He pauses for a few seconds, then jerks the line back and starts pulling in the line like crazy. Everyone who is left there starts cheering and watching him. Right after the fish jumps out of the water, the man smiles, then drops dead and floats down the river.

I would like to die with a smile on my face, as well.

sirfrank
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old and in my sleep

MageGrayWolf
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Morphine overdose or sexed to death by a bunch of hot girls.

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