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You've never actually tried any of these, have you?

lol i'm surprised you don't get smacked^^

Ive tried SOME i got smacked once lol. Usually ill tell them just to be funny with my friends. I have used some none of these though i just think these are funny.

My favorite is : "If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder, or this one?" Then you reach around and put your hand on their shoulder.

Well, the first pick up lines wouldn't really work because some are cheesy and some are pushing too much. Kevin, yours will only work if your moderately good looking to the girl. Still, smooth.

OK then. Let's see a geeky looking boy use it on a moderately through severely popular, close-minded, female. Also, get a camera and send me what happens.

I've tried it, it works.

Good one kevin ima gunna try to get that pic for u drako.

Well, if it's just for comedy, then alright.

"Are you from space? "Cause your booty is outta this world!" (Fail)
"Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven?" (Also Fail)

You hear these all the time from people who never get out and think they might actually score someone with them. It's utterly hilarious.

this one wouldnt get you slapped, but its cheesey as anything...

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

I wanna give you an orally stimulated orgasm.

you say "did it hurt" then after they ask"did what hurt you say"when you fell from heaven"

or you ask them " have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears and after they say no you pull your pockets inside out and say "do you want to"

You know what would look good on you? ME!!

These are good... but my favorites are-

"The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word"

"How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice. Hi I'm _____"

Those are some of my favorites, but they won't work guys, I promise you.

so far the polar bear one sounds like it might work the best, just to get rolling, but i still wouldnt try em. BASHA, that second one had me cracking up!