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flappybob999
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Peasant

The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.

The rules are simple,
Rap hard!

There is no end, just rapping.

I'll start.

Well,
I'm sittin here on my chair,
Wonderin if this is fair,
cause everyone knows that it's summertime.
And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes.
As I type all of these words,
that no one's ever heard,
I think about who I am,
do my raps sound like a lamb?
And then I get back to business,
Everything's fine

Cause I'm Flappybob999.

Small, I know, but that was the opening.

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woody_7007
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Peasant

u think u can say what i can and cannot do
everyone here can see u r a fool
it is clear that i am the jewel
of the crown, boy shut up or il make u lie down
6 feet deep in the dirt
u like to flex but u will just get hurt.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

Woody_7007 Your rapping like a pro. (are you like secretly icecube or something?)

Anywayssss..........

I made a man emotionaly scared,
now he can be legaly regarded as a retard
that be you if you keep messin' wit' me.
i will make you sick, get one your last nerve
cause your sounding like some grow up nerd.
i was just cooking up some bass
and i might as well just throw in you tiny rappin' @$$
I am gonna all your mistakes in my book
you guys are jus' some washed up shnocks
I got my A game back
so just go smoke some more of yo' crack
I addmit i aint no MC hammer
but you sure as hell won't hear me stammer
its allright if ya'll start to gander
my grammer may suck, and my spelling harder
Cause i am just getting started
woody man you got notin' on me
i really can't make you all see
I am a legend in this game
and all of you just kepp trying to gain,
what you think will make you famous




Well, that was the best i got. Sorry for the swear in there, I will try to keep it clean from now on. And as for the MC hammer thing, every one else did so I decided to throw it in there.

crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

I usually hate rap,but I can't stand you guys butchering any form of poetry or music.So I will take a stab at it,even though I'm not too good at it.

Can you tell me why
you want rap to die
none of you know how to rhyme
Its like you can't find the time
Cholokid I know your my friend
but where did those lyrics a recycling bin?
and woody if you think your good
I'm sorry you misunderstood
now skater kid you think you got skill
well your rap sure does kill
Now then flappybob999
actually your lyrics are just fine
but for the rest of you out there
none of you can even compare
you call that poetry?
well you could've fooled me
seriously guys just stop where your at
Oh I'm sorry is there a problem with that
now those lyrics hurt my ear
so please just get out of here

Try not to take it personally.

woody_7007
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Peasant

Woody_7007 Your rapping like a pro. (are you like secretly icecube or something?)


yes i managed to keep my identity secret for a long time. I was just a frined of a guy who knew lethal bizzle( a brit rapper) and he got me in2 it. Im not that good compared sum guys i know.trust me.

Well Crimson Blade i took it personally
Youre barking up the wrong tree
the spotlights on me
ur cusses dont work cos u aint a true g
ur the only 1 in the crowd who wants to boo me
but truly u aint the chief
cos wen i step up youll shake like a leaf
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

OWWWWW! Crimsonblade your a meanie.

woody_7007
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Peasant

OWWWWW! Crimsonblade your a meanie


he was a want he? eh i satisfied my thirst 4 revenge.
crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

Huh?woody first learn how to use proper grammar.The only reason I participated was because you guys don't know how to truly write poetry,and rap and all lyrics should be treated as such.if you are going to have two lines rhyme with each other than they should be of a fairly equal length of each other.Otherwise it won't sound very good.Also some of them don't even rhyme with each other.That last one was OK,but some of the ones you made were just terrible,and I'm not going to bother continue.Mainly because I don't really like rap.

woody_7007
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Peasant

woody first learn how to use proper grammar


sorry i 4got how important grammar was to rap.

The only reason I participated was because you guys don't know how to truly write poetry,and rap and all lyrics should be treated as such.if you are going to have two lines rhyme with each other than they should be of a fairly equal length of each other.Otherwise it won't sound very good.Also some of them don't even rhyme with each other.


dont come in here and lecture people how to make rap. Its not poetry. Its meant to be spontaneous not formulaic as a rap battle would be.

some of the ones you made were just terrible


ur free 2 have ur opinion but id like 2 see u do better.
urs wasnt up to much.

I'm not going to bother continue.Mainly because I don't really like rap.


If u dont like rap this clearly isnt the thread for u then is it?
crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

first off you are about to get 1000 posts,and I originally was not,but seriously I was talking about this.

he was a want he? eh i satisfied my thirst 4 revenge.


learn how to speak normally if you are not trying to rap,and what do you mean its supposed to be spontaneous.

Yo u got the same rhyme as me
Why u hypin 4 thats a coincidence
U say can u picture this u drownin in my piss
I say i aint got time 2 deal with this ****
ive got things on my mind i got a heavy load
lyricist, im the best on da road,
nitro flow, oh-so-cold, I'ma blow yo,
keep the hoes, I only want dough homes,
nobody close, I'm alone in my own zone,
no no love for the cholo,
loco when I rock mics solo,
I hope that you know, where you don't go thoe,
want it with Bolo? Must be coco.


First off use spell check,and also only about like three or four lines in here really rhyme.That is why I got so ticked off,but the reason I got on here is because cholokid told me about it.Also what the heck is a Bolo?Is that even a real word?Anyways lets just stop all of this.I only submitted the original as a joke.
woody_7007
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Peasant

1000 posts bang!

i can speak normally. My speech and my typing skills are totally different. U cant use spell check on here. I mean this thread is supposed to emulate a rap battle which are by their very nature spontaneous. U cant use spell check on here. I dont care too much wot u think about my rhymes and they do rhyme if u rap them in a british accent.load and road cholo and solo bolo coco all rhyme the other ones rhyme when u say em quick. like rap should be( or at leaast how this was intended) a bolo is a punch used in boxing or a knife. so yes it is a word. Its british slang. Im willing to stop. I didnt relaise anything had really kicked off in the first place. Thats fine im not questioning why u came on here but to criticise people rhymes wen its all just for fun is a bit sad.

Ricador
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Shepherd

Well if you ask me, this has sort of steered away from the original point. So it's my duty to bring it's sorry a** back to life.

These lyrics are not mine (don't bit** to me about it because there are apparentley no rules).

Anywaysssssss they are:

P Unit Foreva
P Unit
P Unit whatâs up fellas?

Yo yo where my WASPs at?
M V Marthaâs Vineyard

Holla back
Tell Buffy to chirp me

Sip sip
Yo!
Straight out of Cape Cod
Weâre keeping it real
Weâre going to have a party makes the ladies squeal
Weâre going to turn it on
with our parentsâ riches
Weâll serve Smirnoff raw tea and finger sandwiches

We keeps it real
by real we mean rich
from New Hampshire to Vermont
from the Main line to Greenwich
Cause no oneâs harder than a New England gangsta
We drink raw tea on the south wing verandah

Tea Partay!

High tea in the palour makes the ladies holla

Partay!
Smirnoff raw tea Lemon peach and raspberry

We sail yachts and we ride on horses
Every meal we eat comes in multiple courses
When itâs time to party
we have a tea partay
And we keeps it real
the old money way

Haters love to clown our
Ivy League education
but theyâre just jealous
âcause our families run the nation

Yo whereâs the love at the Tea Partay
but if youâre going to show up send an RSVP our way

Tea Partay

High tea in the parlour makes the ladies holla
Partay!
Smirnoff raw tea lemon peach and raspberry

We play croquet and we go rollablading
Hereâs to homies on lock
for insider trading
Itâs a tea partay from Maine to Amagansett (some hear Megansett)
We might be vanilla but our labs are chocolate
Weâre chilling from our heads and white tennis visors
Right down to our toes in a pair of top siders

But now itâs time to break
but please will you promote
Smirnoff raw tea parties
and weâll send a thankyou note
in cursiveâ¦

Tea Partayâ¦
Tea Partayâ¦
Tea Partayâ¦

Please drink responsibly and visit teapartay.com
playa

Artist: Prep Unit
Song Title: Obviously Tea Partay

It's a funny parody i thought...

crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

Thats fine im not questioning why u came on here but to criticise people rhymes wen its all just for fun is a bit sad.


I told you not to get offended by it,since I was just joking.
woody_7007
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Peasant

i wasnt personally offended. and i dont mean in ur rhyme. all the rhymes are in good nature. but u tellin people why their rhymes is bad is against what this thread wos made for. 2 have a laugh. U turned it sour by sayin how bad we were according to you. If u dont like it then dont bother saying it. U just make urself look like a prik.

Here are some other lyrics not by me that i think is a suitable reply to ur song ricador.
not so funny but a more accurate reflection.

Welcome to England part of so called Great Britain
But aint a fuckin fing great about the way we are livin
For me its hard to see how we're perceived overseas its belived we sip teas and speak like the queen
Nigga please these streetsll suck ya blood like a leech
A lot of shells and u get wet but real far from a beach
Dole queue 50 pounds a week ends dont meet
If you're like me even your mums done hussle more than weed
Times are harder
We get dads but few get fathers
And we still pray but shit get few answers
Every single area wiv the ethnic majority
Full of drugs guns n poverty gettin to 30 is a lottery
And the government deceiving the white working classes
Into believing they so poor due to us black bastards
Bullshit like we livin so cool go to your local fast food take a look at whose serving you
And the schools is bullshit too so we wating out grammers
Im estranged amongst the manz cos i got some exams
I grew up amongst thieves real nice witht heir knowledge
But im the only 1 who finished school let alone college
Our role models aint doctors but shotters whop pop hollows
Chefs that cook food thatl kill u if u swallow
So addicted once the wikid team holy and never right
I cant begin to count the lives ive seen consumed by the pipe
Walking ghosts that sold they own soul for them rocks
And mandem shot them rocks just to cop rocks
Cos this shinin can of rocks makes sluts suck cock
Along with drops in the rep in the endz for bustin gun shots
With this on topp you cannot tell me all is not lost
Grown mandem bustin shots jus cos they dyin for props
Thats why public displays guns sprayin in raves
But most of these youths cant shoot so innocents hit by the strays
Our futures fucked that much is obvious
And im far from perfect so i make no promises
Cos everyday create more Dooreen Laurwences
So its fake when they make out like all is positive
I gotta keep tham things and be willin to bust em
Niggas is ignorant no discussion you get murdered for nothin
A pregnant woman got knee capped over a car crash
10 year old boy stabbed and left bleeding to death in his own flats
Man is warrin over man is not even in drugs
You get plugged for steppin on the wrong toe in clubs
You wanna know how real it is?
Il tell u with ease all u goota do is look at the last 2 new years eves
The one just passed four teenage girls went out for a blast
Two never came home machine guns that were blasted
Year before? A man survived a shot in the chest bullet peirced the wall put the gunmans own frined to his death
And whats funny? Is that we aint evenn shocked
This shit happens every day so we just shrugg it off
And thats the basic introduction to Britains black community
No puffies or jiggas cos we got no unity
Thats why half the world dont even know that we're here
Yet we live in the same struggle our mothers cry the same tears
And of course i want my kids to have a better life
But for now? I gotta survive.

Strop
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Bard

Uh okay guys, to really get back on topic, we'll go back to posting original content now, kthnx

Coz if I wanted to read other stuff, I'd do so on the popular media forums.

RoyalMarine
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Nomad

sick song woody. Thought id give it a go lil bro like back in the day.

Thug of the family, who could I be?
R wit the O to the Y that's me
Thug of the family, who could I be?
R wit the O to the Y that's me
R - O - Y still thuggin
Shot Benz in a rave while I'm clubbin
Ladies come around and they bugging
Make g's like if I was robbing
Player haters they are
Watching and they're plotting and they're watching my scars
Watching and they're plotting and they're watching my stops
Watching an they're plotting and they're watching my crops
Never gonna stop
Never gonna stop

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