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flappybob999
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flappybob999
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Peasant

The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.

The rules are simple,
Rap hard!

There is no end, just rapping.

I'll start.

Well,
I'm sittin here on my chair,
Wonderin if this is fair,
cause everyone knows that it's summertime.
And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes.
As I type all of these words,
that no one's ever heard,
I think about who I am,
do my raps sound like a lamb?
And then I get back to business,
Everything's fine

Cause I'm Flappybob999.

Small, I know, but that was the opening.

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RoyalMarine
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RoyalMarine
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Nomad

Message for Terry Taliban

Watch out Terry , we're hunting you down
There's nowhere to hide in Sangin town
You shit yourself when the .50 are fired
No point in running youll only die tired
Got A10s on call for brassing you up
No food or water, we don't give a fuck
So do one Terry, you've plenty to fear
We run this town now the marines are here.

Commandos forever.

theone99
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theone99
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Shepherd

Yo,yo this is me
i be sittin here bordee
sippin on ice tea
sittin on you
think bout what i should
kill or save you
think about mercy think about anger
but all that comes to play is sayin "You in danger!"
then you sit up throw some weak w's down
then i said "get on that ground and bow down!"

check.

gman1000
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gman1000
978 posts
Nomad

Look at me now
I'm eatin some 'chow
I am a newbie
But just you watch me
This is my first rap
So wierd you need a map
You see...
I'm the MC!

theone99
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theone99
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Shepherd

Yo,what that was it?
i thought it shouldve extended by a bit
then say "Hey"
then you say "the day?"
then we get out our dynamite
and make that MC turn to flight
and you be blind so no map needed
unless you want to be bleeded.

0_o

GamerJoe
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GamerJoe
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Nomad

Heres A Try I'm Not That Good

I'm sittin Here Reading These Raps While Popin Pepsi Caps
Now The one(Theone99)Your Done I'm The One I Just Begun This Is Fun. No, I Won't Just Chicken Out I Still Gotta Pop Your Ryhmes Like A Ballon Don't Make Me Stop Or I'll Drop Your Ryhmes I'm Still In Da Game Your Just Too Lame Don't Try Me Boy

Joes in Da HOUSE!!!

woody_7007
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woody_7007
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Peasant

Theone99 ur skills i doo not like
U think hard wen u step to the mic
But i know your type
Loud as a motorbike
But wouldnt bust a grape in a fruitfight

Manzz got murked.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

well impossible!
just aint no way
would any of you think I wouldnt post here today?
lol

theone99
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theone99
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Shepherd

wow,whats with the short raps?
i think i need to do somethin perhaps? nah i think i will join in
when these people know i win

0_o

woody_7007
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Peasant

I do a short rap and they just follow me
Everyone knows its quality
It aint quantity

Cholokid
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Cholokid
1,667 posts
Shepherd

you momma is a poe-poe
she smacked me with an afro
the guy said "not on my show!"
Your face looks like my big toe!
yes that is correct
my insulator detects
no that it make sense
can I get a defense?!
I like to sleep in tents
not really but i don't know
I don't really even care
thats why I have a lot of hair
you don't want to fight a bear
sometime is is quantity
no quality
woody is wrong
him mom wears jeans that are long
who doesn't love to play ping-pong?!
this isn't really much of a song.
-END-

woody_7007
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woody_7007
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Peasant

U spit rythyms that aint spicey but are mild
U aint too sophisticate ur clearly a child
But u do not scare me cos my rhymes are wild
And trust, dont dis my mum cos that gets me riled
After i leave u in a puddle 911 will be dialed

Cholokid
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Cholokid
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Shepherd

Whoops did I say mom?
Too bad that you only have 2 dads,
Hows that make you feel I hope mad.
its not fun to bust someone whos glad
with you its only one sign
mention a mom and your anger inclines
who need sophistication when they have...
a mom?

lol. this was for fun, and don't take it seriously. mmk?

theone99
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theone99
3,041 posts
Shepherd

word.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
4,376 posts
Blacksmith

throw some spice
slice and dice
add some sizzel
and heat my gritel
you cant compete
im in my own league
your just some slezy fags
i throw you in bags,
dont want you face around here
i see in your eyes much fear
i lear at you now
just to turn you around,
watch you run away
just be brave
and try not to drop dead!

kibblesand123
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Nomad

well i guess i cant rap
you could call it crap
but when i dance on da floor
i suck even more!

werd.

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