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flappybob999
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flappybob999
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Peasant

The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.

The rules are simple,
Rap hard!

There is no end, just rapping.

I'll start.

Well,
I'm sittin here on my chair,
Wonderin if this is fair,
cause everyone knows that it's summertime.
And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes.
As I type all of these words,
that no one's ever heard,
I think about who I am,
do my raps sound like a lamb?
And then I get back to business,
Everything's fine

Cause I'm Flappybob999.

Small, I know, but that was the opening.

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slipsoccer
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slipsoccer
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Peasant

well i guess i cant rap
you could call it crap
but when i dance on da floor
i suck even more!
werd.

Dude your not alone
Demonarian23
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Demonarian23
415 posts
Nomad

Ama Ama
Hi ya boys, spongebobs and girls
Ready to rap and rpg the world
Listen to this poem, as you may find
The end is near and you are blind
Ama Ama
The oceans are full of jellyfish
We do not clean our eating dish
The scientists create an evil crap
And assasins presidents sap
Ama Ama
The economy will end up dead
The boys will violate you in your bed
The water sources will dry out
The ones who read this will laugh out loud
Ama Ama
The pandemic virus will kill us all
The veneric disease we will call
The animals than us smarter will be
The one who says this is surely me
Ama Ama
This may be the final verse
Seek more words and you'll need a nurse
What do i said, it is OK
Go fuck you world go fuck ebay
Ama Ama

(this songs title is 'If you sing this 5 times you will become retarded'

Generalhero
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Generalhero
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Farmer

what a weird forum post

Demonarian23
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Demonarian23
415 posts
Nomad

i have tons of weardiness is me
above that, my IQ is 145

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

well, I minus 100 IQ points for spelling weirdness incorrectly! (sry, off topic, I'll rap later)

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
4,376 posts
Blacksmith

tap tap
what is that crap?
you all trying to act like you can rap?
you mouth it flaps, you spit it flys,
but I can see your shaking thiges
your afraid of me
i wanna make you see
i aint new around here
but never you fear
i will steer clear of you little folk,
got my eye on the rapping prize
so guys dont even try
to mess with me!

lil_gangsta72
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lil_gangsta72
375 posts
Nomad

look at me look at me
Im rapping and its so very easy
i can talk the talk
i can walk the walk
but when it comes to rapping
i suck!

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

I be rappin'
While you're just crappin'
And when I walk past I gonna shove it in your face-
you're a big disgrace-
and you know it,
If your aiming for the top you'll just have a big drop-
'cause I'm the king of rap, so take that
I'm the king of rappin'-
so while you're crappin'-
I'll be comin' past with a smug grin that says
HOLY CRAP ITS THE GUY WHO MAKES CRAP RAP SO TAKE THAT!

yeah it sucks...

theone99
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theone99
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Shepherd

i be sittin and wonderin what be paz?
ph wait,he must be a spaz!
i look for the defintion
and see him there with no recognition
and at least i know how to ryhme
cuz you know why,i just got back from doin time
so all i have to say is owned or not?
i think you people should see i killed this guy alot!

_(*)_-no feelings.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
4,376 posts
Blacksmith

my heart is pumping,
the crowd is jumping
They know i be the one that brings the fun
when i'm done wit' you
you wind up back in the zoo
with a zebra, monkey and kangaroo

kielzanie
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kielzanie
473 posts
Nomad

nahhhhhh!!! none of you guys know how to rap!! its fun to see you guys do that so keep make more rappings. some of my friends are great frestyle rappers and i love it when they do that. its Hilarious!!!
P.S Skater kid who pwns is the best so far but Pazx is so stupid its funny!!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
4,376 posts
Blacksmith

Your friends can rap but how about you?
Step up to the plate
I wanna see ya' lose
You sit in the back drinking your liquer
well your lifes about to flicker
I don't want you to bicker,
but i am the on that calls the shots around here
but nver you fear
My hunger is satisfied for the day
so run,
just run away and life to tell the tale
of when you ment me in the arena!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
4,376 posts
Blacksmith

i found this bad boy buried in the pages
fogotten by time and every one else
well i told you this place was mine, I'm bring it back to the top
so stop right there
dont come no closer
i shot you fster then that sale broker
i got his wallet nice and quick
though I only got a 20 dollar tip
this is my time my fame my money
i dont wanna hear non of yo' $hit hunny
so just sit back b'for I shot you in the tummy
you soundin like a dummy,
and i dont wanna sound like a coky foul
but you are starting to drowl
drowlin' yo mouth is gapeing open
so I stand here hopeing for a challenge
the mother ship has landed,
so what you gonna do?

slliM
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slliM
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Nomad

Well Ima shoot ya back, shoot ya back real hard.
And im a gonna Sh*t in your neighbors yard.
Cause I'm the best rapper on AG,
And everone pays attention ta me.
Short but sweet thats how I roll,
so sit right down and pay the toll.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

what toll you talking about?
mean your moking this game of rap
my ears are bleeding
and now i'm pleding
for you to stop
caused you just belly flopped
your legs turned to jelly when I entered the door, and you crwled to me
on the hard brick floor
the waters rises and your sinking
if you wanna live better start drinking
i will tell you once the exits behind you
leave now or go blind
it dont matter to me, i need some fresh meat
and you can bet when i'm done with you
it wont be for fun
but to prove what i am
The rapping king.

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