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flappybob999
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Peasant

The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.

The rules are simple,
Rap hard!

There is no end, just rapping.

I'll start.

Well,
I'm sittin here on my chair,
Wonderin if this is fair,
cause everyone knows that it's summertime.
And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes.
As I type all of these words,
that no one's ever heard,
I think about who I am,
do my raps sound like a lamb?
And then I get back to business,
Everything's fine

Cause I'm Flappybob999.

Small, I know, but that was the opening.

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woody_7007
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Peasant

Big shout 2 da boi who thinks hes a scopse
Ur looking at your half ounce thinkin ur a scopse
Ur always walkin round tryin to sound like a scopse
But make no mistake your a fake woody knows

Big shout to the boi who thinks hes a rapper
Ur looking at your jewellery thinking your a rapper
Now ur round your way tryin 2 say ur a rappar
I'll stop you in your midst with a blitz von clapper

woody_7007
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Peasant

so look strop is back into the fray
he calls himself the doc but he forgot about dre
his fans think hes sik but its all just stagin
strop has them addicted to a agent
Now me?I grace stages, sharp as razors,
don't get cut cuz, keep ur distance,
no artillery, tryna' b militant,
ya'll dudes killin' me, think that ur killin' it,
its embarrassing watchin you babbalin,
keep spittin ya darts, mine is javelins,
U best watch me dont turn ur back
Strop thinks hes the king but the ace is bak.

Just bin listenin to dre a lot so i tried 2 imitate his style. Thought i did alrite. Lets ee if strop has a reply eh.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, you both think you got something over me?
Well lets just funny, cause don't ya' see?
my rymes they fly faster then yours,
my words they hit hard, knocking at your door,
pretty soon they gonna beat it to the floor.
my words are like bullets, and my mouths the gun,
i'm locked and loaded so ya'll better run
i never said messing wit' me would be fun,
but yeah played with matches now you gonna get burned.


Sorry guys, that one was pretty awfull. I am half asleep, and just typeing away.

woody_7007
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Peasant

2 b fair, no MC close 2 the man,
lil just come yout's jumpin out of they pram,
evrybody badman, behind a mic stand,
its not creative, 1 bag of hype, and
if you buss a ting, where's the mash?
Move so much food? Where's the cats?
These dudes ain't real, they just rap,
I don't spit what I don't know,
Just the facts,
no talks of rocks I ain't sold,
shots I ain't blown,
my business ridiculous,
sick with it, quick witted,
companies head to head an liquidate it,
welcome to illa state, meet ya fate m8,
talk truth but we don't play games,
move sick, look sample techno,
never pull a ting, if it ain't gonna let go,
that's that, rap track,
clap ya like a black gat,
back chat, crack back,
I'm the woody, that's that,
the rest of these kids is irrelevant,
don't compare me to him,
that's just beggin' it,
im on my own shit,
dicks ain't spit,
its no democracy, dictatorship,
so dicks hate my shit,
im sick, raise ya spliff,
im swift, blaze em quick,
my hits, major shit,
I flip phrases quick,
my sick razor shit,
give thick grazes quick,
and chicks say he's cris,
its not a rumour,
that kid woody.
don't get it twisted,
your on the sideline like a mistress,
I'm the whizzkid, with the sick shit,
my shit, I tell em like this,
its like shakespeare with a woody twist.

Strop
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Bard

Woody, you're right about the Shakespeare bit,
You're both foulmouthed gits who can't spell for s***,
But that's about as far as comparisons go,
He stood alone, today every dumba** writes so-
We can argue till we disappear into our own anus,
Or the literary gods pull up and arraign us,
But the one thing I'd note before I blow this joint:
I'd rather keep my words sharp, and to the point.

Arax_Nisanu
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Nomad

disappear into our own anus


I am still laughing at that Strop.
woody_7007
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Peasant

lol as well at the anus part.

I was talking bout shakespeare not Mc hammer
we both know that he has good grammar.

Strop
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Bard

Well, I had to use a word that wasn't too obscene,
Still punchy enough if you know what I mean.
But Shakespeare was totally like, dyslexic,
Reading his stuff is like Americans reading metric.

LOL, okay, this illness is not getting any better.

woody_7007
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Peasant

yes strop its true i know what u mean
but he was the greatest playwright the world has seen
I dont think that he was dyslexic
his osnnets are banging and his rhymes are hectic

lol.

woody_7007
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Peasant

osnnets


*sonnets
Strop
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Bard

oh noes, YOU'RE dyslexic!

Right, back to the rap...but not tonight. I really gotta go.

woody_7007
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Peasant

oh noes, YOU'RE dyslexic!


i wish i was. I could then use it as a poor excuse for my spelling.
Cholokid
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Shepherd

I was talking bout shakespeare not Mc hammer
we both know that he has good grammar.


woody I'm sorry to say
you took this from me
it was from the other day
what do you think, I wouldn't see
brother you better watch out
take it from me, crap like this
well lets just say,
you will drown in my piss.
woody_7007
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Peasant

Yo u got the same rhyme as me
Why u hypin 4 thats a coincidence
U say can u picture this u drownin in my piss
I say i aint got time 2 deal with this shit
ive got things on my mind i got a heavy load
lyricist, im the best on da road,
nitro flow, oh-so-cold, I'ma blow yo,
keep the hoes, I only want dough homes,
nobody close, I'm alone in my own zone,
no no love for the cholo,
loco when I rock mics solo,
I hope that you know, where you don't go thoe,
want it with Bolo? Must be coco.

Cholokid
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Shepherd

your making a fool of yourself
thinking you can do what you cant
its gotta be bad for your health.
Taking things already said
and mixing it with some nonsense
boy shut up you think your intense
the only thing you are is that one kid,
the one that wont stop running into an electric fence.

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