Oooohhh Nichodemus very famous so 9.314/10 good inteligent posts but also quite fun.
"I have a map of the England... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6"."