"after several akward situations I hgave decide that I would prefer to see a pregnant woman standing on a bus than a fat woman sitting down crying. You know as soon as you say it... hang on no ones pregnant you just like yout food. Its so embarassing you just want a hole to open up in the ground and swallow her. Obvioulsy it would have to be a bloody big hole. I said that joke the other day and a.... well a "big boned" gile walked up to me and said "I thik yout fattist" and I said "No, think your fattest" "