Well, there were a few very interesting entries this week, including some non-rhyming poems :D First off, I'd like to thank everybody that participated. I got many a laugh out of your entries. Now, on to the judging. Gantic has once again amazed us with his poetic talents, and I found his entry the funniest and best thought out. Since you won last week, I am going to give you the honorable mention this week. Congrats!
Honorable Mention: Gantic - It's Time To Guess Whoses
Reds and greens he may confuses,
And him this theme will sure bemuses.
His name is clear as 'tuna chooses,
Even if he should refuses.
He lives down with the kangarooses,
And with the joeys takes his snoozes.
Modern English he most abuses,
From his poem -eth does oozes.
The bogan word he most misuses
Against the Strop as he accuses
And made a war that sure ensueses,
But this war had much defuses.
When I read the recent newses,
As in this forum I had peruses,
I missed his name in my last muses;
Now my props to him are dueses.
Even if he plays the blueses,
Displays some nasty blackened bruises
From the words we poets uses,
Him we'd still see right throughses.
Though from this theme he might recuses;
Though he succeeds most in his viewses;
Though he'd likely make excuses;
With this new theme he surely loses.
I am going to award the first place prize to the poem that made me laugh the hardest, and that honor goes to deth4. Congrats!
it was gaudy and staid with, with a hint of fail
ryan was definitely going to fail
i just rhymed fail with fail
uh oh i fail
Epic lulz.
I am not going to give out second and third place prizes this week, since I did not get enough entries.
This weeks fail prize goes to raigeki. Congrats (not)!
tell you a poem about a bogan
who is always had his head to be a pirate
Now he there staring at his Computer
Planning to make another mistake
He failed on almost everything that what he does
He got dishonoroble mentions on the artwork thread
He failed to be the king of all bogans
That is why ubertuna made him as theme for this thread
He wants to be a bogan king
Zophia made him a bogan queen
Strop has all of his powers over him
But his stick animations he can always win.
Well that is the story of a little bogan
His name i tell you, He is kingryan
He had a youtube if you want to watch silly pirates
Well what would we lost, It is an epic failness.
In honor of our new moderator, the theme for this week's competition is going to be...
Zophia!
Thanks for participating!
