Armor Games

Why join the dark side? its up to you! Do something to own the reason above you, and then tell yours! NO SPAMMING!

example
Person1:  Join the darks side! We have cookies!

Person2: I crush you cookies, the join the dark side we have Chuck Norris!!!

Ready, set, JOIN!

chuck norris lied and kills all on dark side i give him popcorn

popcorn stale

if u join the dark side you get.....


NOTHING!!

my black hole sucks up your nothing and spits out George W. Bush which eats everyone on the dark side. All who join the dark side from here on out get a bag of small peanuts!

George bush gets assassinated!!

if u join the dark side u get spongebob clothing!

spongebob gets cancelled

all who join the dark side get free lollipops!

the lollipops are moldy

join the dark side and get a free ACDC shirt.

AC/DC is spelled wrong(did u notice how u spelled it)

Join the dark side and get a free razor to cut yourself with.

the razors are dull!

Join the dark side and get free bk for life!

i razor might hurt you or kill you

join the dark side and be invincible

the bk causes a tripple-bipass (lol?) making invincible no longer.

Join the dark side and get a free mismatching pair of shoes!