Armor Games

bazookas ram out of ammo and coopons are riped up by me

oh soz join the darkside and you get all cool looking knifes

never bring a knife at a gunfight
join the dark side and you'll have a turret

The dang turret had a carrot stuck in it, thanks to bugs bunny.

Join the dark side and become feared.

if you are feared people start hiring snipers to kill you
join the dark side and you will be granted mental powers
(mindreading, telekinezy, frenzy, mental trauma, soul crush, manipulation, farsight, future sight)

you forgot one fing past sight mwhaha
join the dark side and you gane the power to obsorb peoples powers

except its a dud
join the dark side we have ninjas

The ninjas retired!

Join the Dark Side! WE HAVE THE BEST THING EVER! WE HAVE DAVID COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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David cook get's owned in the face by a gun shot.

Join the dark side, we have darth vadar, ruler of the dark side!

it,s darth VADER
join the dark side and your real life wil become a mmorpg