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Once upon a time, there was a Big Bang. 12,8 bilion years after, my story begins.
The time was always perpetual change, death and decay. Sometimes, the time is uncoordinate due to unknown reasons. One of the unknown reasons that we know is a boy called Vaginus. We don't know how do we know this, but he can manipulate time. Let's join him in an exciting journey to a mizerable death.
Whe begin our journey in the Math class, where Vaginus tries painting dragons for the Phisics test. The teacher throws him into the window with an uppercut for being too alive. In the moment vaginus touches the carton on the window frame, something strange happened: one of his classmates, Peacenlove, commited suicide. After that, something less stranger happened: everything surrounding vaginus became 1000 years older. The roof felt on Vaginus, giving him the mizerable dead he wanted. Hearing the news, his parrents organised a party in a disco. In the middle of the party, Vaginus appeared , looking 50 years younger(he had 51 years). His parrents eviscerated him and made a delicious steak from his baby meat. Everyone was happy.

So, what do you think about this story?

Good story, Demonarian23, loved it. Wish I were you

So were you deliberately making this ridiculous and horrible?

yup

Well you did an excellent job at that. Kudos to you.

That short? Interesting. Bravo.

lol thats kinda strange...

interesting

I think I thought of the same story when I was stuck in an English class except the teacher melted. very creative and quite amusing. A 51 year old with baby meat... Are the leftover parts going to go after the parents and get the pieces back?

Timestory2:
Once upon a time, Romulus founded Rome. 2800 years later, my story begins.
The time was alwais perpetual pain, tears and hatred. Sometimes, time ignores rules due to unknown reasons. And one of them is today's heroes, a policeman called Totalic Corruptard. Just like Vaginus, he can break free from time and space. Let's join him in an exciting journey to a terrible death.
We begin our second journey and the policeman's last in a car chase. Totalic Corruptard was chasing a car thief that stole the last cool military car, designed for speed, destruction and sex-appeal. It had three pozitronic guns that tried to finish the police-car. Of course, Corruptards partner was ready. In front of the window he wrote: 'Pls don't shoot us'. Due to this, in the middle of the chase, Corruptard couldn't see a big hole he felt in. Just when he had to touch the bottom of the hole, Corruptard warped back time 1000 years, in the time there was a lake in that spot. Both men drowned.
After the incident, the Police Academy made a ceremony in their honor. During the ceremony, Corruptard appeared 70 years older(he had 7) next to the general. The general shot him for not catching the thieves. Everyone was happy.

PS:Totalic Corruptard is from:
Totally Corrupted+Edward Elric

hey, it is not that bad