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Posted Feb 12, '13 at 9:38am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,043 posts
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Granted, youll be thrown in another universe where it is unpossible to corrupt wishes, sadly computers dont exist in that universe.
I wish for a sunny day.
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Posted Feb 12, '13 at 10:01am
xXxDAPRO89xXx
1,647 posts
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Granted, but its 200 degrees and raining and sunny
I wish for a girlfriend
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Posted Feb 12, '13 at 8:36pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,043 posts
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Granted, shell arrive in 60 years.
I wish for a cup of tea.
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Posted Feb 12, '13 at 8:40pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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Granted, but it's poison and has a bear in it.
I wish I had new shoes.
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Posted Feb 12, '13 at 8:41pm
epicness01
29 posts
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Granted, but they're full of baked beans.
I wish for a soft pretzel and better typing skills.
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Posted Feb 13, '13 at 6:42pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,043 posts
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Granted, the pretzel is on the way (comes from bavaria, and its delivered by foot, so it takes a while, expect it in... roundabout 10 years), and you got better typing skills, but only on a very old typewriter.
I wish that someone fill up my glass.
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Posted Feb 13, '13 at 7:06pm
epicness01
29 posts
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Granted, but it's full of acid, but you think it's soda, so you drink it and it dissolves you from the inside out.
I wish I had a pebble.
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Posted Feb 13, '13 at 9:18pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,043 posts
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Granted, sadly youre shrinking, so its big as a menhir... and you have to carry him with you.
I wish i had a working ballpen.
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Posted Feb 13, '13 at 10:11pm
gamermartin
187 posts
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Granted, but it is the size of a house, and its the shape of a ball and marks on anything it touches
I wish for two more wishes.
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Posted Feb 14, '13 at 11:06am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,043 posts
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Granted, when youre dead you can use them.
I wish for a fresh bun.
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