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Posted Feb 22, '13 at 7:40pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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Granted, but you're the boyfriend of the girl that met the doctor, so you get dumped after a couple trips because you're not female (that's pretty much how it works).
I wish I could be the very best that no one ever was.
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Posted Feb 22, '13 at 10:24pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,031 posts
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Granted, a own dimension is built for that, you are the one there,,, cuz youre alone for eternity.
I wish for a hug.
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Posted Feb 23, '13 at 1:40am
pangtongshu
4,424 posts
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Granted, but because you broke the chain Matt and I started (quoting songs about TV shows) it is from an angry bear
I wish for a chain in this thread
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Posted Feb 23, '13 at 3:30am
Reton8
1,437 posts
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*The Wish Master grabs thread that pangtongshu is holding up. The Wish Master then wraps the thread around around a bicycle chain.* Here is your chain in a thread.
I wish for a pair of pants made from golden thread.
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Posted Feb 23, '13 at 4:50am
mikacinikac
232 posts
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Posted Feb 23, '13 at 9:34am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,031 posts
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Granted, but because you dont corrupt the wish of the user before you you must eat the iphone... enjoy.
I wish for a new bike.
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Posted Feb 24, '13 at 6:42pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
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Granted, but it's made of cheese and smells like sad faces.
I wish my arms would stop hurting (without needing surgery, amupation or having any other part of my body injured).
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Posted Feb 24, '13 at 8:35pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but you become addicted to the generous doses of morphine you take to relieve the pain.
I wish I were two inches taller.
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Posted Feb 24, '13 at 9:20pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,031 posts
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Granted, a nice man drills a hole from the top of your head to the spine, then he breaks your neck, place a solid pod in the hole, adjust your head to the new height and fix it.
I wish for more snow.
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Posted Feb 24, '13 at 10:52pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it causes a global ice age and those movies have been declining rapidly in quality.
I wish I could wish for more wishes.
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