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Posted Feb 24, '13 at 8:35pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

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Granted, but you become addicted to the generous doses of morphine you take to relieve the pain.

I wish I were two inches taller.

 

Posted Feb 24, '13 at 9:20pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, a nice man drills a hole from the top of your head to the spine, then he breaks your neck, place a solid pod in the hole, adjust your head to the new height and fix it.

I wish for more snow.

 

Posted Feb 24, '13 at 10:52pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,398 posts

Granted, but it causes a global ice age and those movies have been declining rapidly in quality.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 12:03am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

9,761 posts

Granted..but the amount of corruption that they will receive is tenfold from these wishes

I wish for silence

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 1:16am

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,398 posts

Granted, but then you get shot and killed and nobody notices.

I wish my wishes were to be unwished-for before I wished for them.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 2:17am

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

9,761 posts

Granted..but another person before that wishes that anytime another person wishes something related to another person..the 2 explode

I wish my phone would become a fone

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:27am

Reton8

Reton8

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The Wish Master grabs the phone that you hold out before him. Looking, intensely at the phone you have presented him, the Wish Mast folds both arms and blinks, turning the phone into a fone. Because fones don't actually exist, the fone slowly disappears, in a slow dissolve fashion. from your hand. You then flash back, in a ripple dissolve fashion, to the great phone you once had and shed a tear.

I wish I had ice cream.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 4:04pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,398 posts

Granted, but it's Safeway ice cream.

I wish I lived in New York.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:12pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, welcome in New York... Henderson County, Texas; roundabout 11 miles east from Athens.

I wish for a Hot Dog.

 

Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:42pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,398 posts

Granted, but it's an angry pit bull made of magma (somehow) and it sinks its teeth into your leg and your skin melts.

I wish fossil fuels were a renewable resource.

 
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