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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 12:03am
pangtongshu
4,425 posts
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Granted..but the amount of corruption that they will receive is tenfold from these wishes
I wish for silence
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 1:16am
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but then you get shot and killed and nobody notices.
I wish my wishes were to be unwished-for before I wished for them.
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 2:17am
pangtongshu
4,425 posts
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Granted..but another person before that wishes that anytime another person wishes something related to another person..the 2 explode
I wish my phone would become a fone
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:27am
Reton8
1,437 posts
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The Wish Master grabs the phone that you hold out before him. Looking, intensely at the phone you have presented him, the Wish Mast folds both arms and blinks, turning the phone into a fone. Because fones don't actually exist, the fone slowly disappears, in a slow dissolve fashion. from your hand. You then flash back, in a ripple dissolve fashion, to the great phone you once had and shed a tear.
I wish I had ice cream.
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 4:04pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it's Safeway ice cream.
I wish I lived in New York.
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:12pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,031 posts
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Granted, welcome in New York... Henderson County, Texas; roundabout 11 miles east from Athens.
I wish for a Hot Dog.
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Posted Feb 25, '13 at 5:42pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it's an angry pit bull made of magma (somehow) and it sinks its teeth into your leg and your skin melts.
I wish fossil fuels were a renewable resource.
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Posted Feb 26, '13 at 1:24am
Reton8
1,437 posts
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Granted, but hipsters will only drive wind powered vehicle now because fossil fuels have become eco friendly in the mainstreams eyes.
I wish I owned a jet plane.
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Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:10am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,031 posts
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Granted, he is waiting for you, just travel to Surgut International Airport.
I wish for a new GOOD "Alien"-movie.
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Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:23am
winmaster1
635 posts
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Granted, Aliens from Eta Carinae invade our planet and steal your TV.
I wish for a nice lunch.
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