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Corrupt a wish!

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 1:24am

Reton8

Reton8

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Granted, but hipsters will only drive wind powered vehicle now because fossil fuels have become eco friendly in the mainstreams eyes.

I wish I owned a jet plane.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:10am

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, he is waiting for you, just travel to Surgut International Airport.

I wish for a new GOOD "Alien"-movie.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:23am

winmaster1

winmaster1

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Granted, Aliens from Eta Carinae invade our planet and steal your TV.

I wish for a nice lunch.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:04pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, all is prepared... in the ADMAX Florence, enjoy... oh, wait, maybe i forget that you have to stay there after lunch for the next 45 years.

I wish for an oscar.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:25pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

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You get the 1991 movie Oscar with Sylvester Stallone. Sadly, the disk is all scratched and unusable

I wish for a third eye of sight

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:34pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, sadly your brain cant handle these new informations and you´re going crazy.

I wish for a cat.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:40pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

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Granted, it's a big cat. It mauls you and eats you.

I wish for a friend

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:44pm

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, sadly he will die in one second.

I wish for an apple.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 10:39pm

Reton8

Reton8

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Granted, but it's one of those cliche poisoned apples that put you to sleep until a prince charming must come to kiss you and wake you. o.0

I wish for the ability to sing better than everyone.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 11:16pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

3,993 posts

Granted, but you become a pop star and die of some kind of overdose at the age of 27.

I wish I lived closer to my GF.

 
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