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Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:23am

winmaster1

winmaster1

637 posts

Granted, Aliens from Eta Carinae invade our planet and steal your TV.

I wish for a nice lunch.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:04pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

4,158 posts

Knight

Granted, all is prepared... in the ADMAX Florence, enjoy... oh, wait, maybe i forget that you have to stay there after lunch for the next 45 years.

I wish for an oscar.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 5:25pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

596 posts

You get the 1991 movie Oscar with Sylvester Stallone. Sadly, the disk is all scratched and unusable

I wish for a third eye of sight

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:34pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

4,158 posts

Knight

Granted, sadly your brain cant handle these new informations and you´re going crazy.

I wish for a cat.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:40pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

596 posts

Granted, it's a big cat. It mauls you and eats you.

I wish for a friend

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 9:44pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

4,158 posts

Knight

Granted, sadly he will die in one second.

I wish for an apple.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 10:39pm

Reton8

Reton8

2,252 posts

Moderator

Granted, but it's one of those cliche poisoned apples that put you to sleep until a prince charming must come to kiss you and wake you. o.0

I wish for the ability to sing better than everyone.

 

Posted Feb 26, '13 at 11:16pm

Terry_The_Disco_King

Terry_The_Disco_King

3,907 posts

Granted, but you become a pop star and die of some kind of overdose at the age of 27.

I wish I lived closer to my GF.

 

Posted Feb 27, '13 at 8:44am

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

4,158 posts

Knight

Granted, but both of you must move, she ends up in the republic of korea, you in the democratic´s people´s republic of korea... beeline its a short way... only the (uncrossable) border lies between you.

I wish for a nice breakfast.

 

Posted Feb 27, '13 at 6:44pm

lord0ftiki

lord0ftiki

448 posts

Granted, but the breakfast isn't actually that nice, it's just a patented type of breakfast, going under the name Nice Breakfast.

I wish for gluten-free dairy-free cake.

 
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