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Posted Feb 27, '13 at 8:44am

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, but both of you must move, she ends up in the republic of korea, you in the democratic┬┤s people┬┤s republic of korea... beeline its a short way... only the (uncrossable) border lies between you.

I wish for a nice breakfast.

 

Posted Feb 27, '13 at 6:44pm

lord0ftiki

lord0ftiki

519 posts

Granted, but the breakfast isn't actually that nice, it's just a patented type of breakfast, going under the name Nice Breakfast.

I wish for gluten-free dairy-free cake.

 

Posted Feb 27, '13 at 6:55pm

ilovespock

ilovespock

12 posts

You get your cake, except-en it's got egg served on the side :(

I wish for a puppy.

 

Posted Feb 27, '13 at 8:39pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but the chef overcooks it and it's dry and chewy.

I wish chocolate never went bad.

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 9:47am

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, sadly you where infected by a strange virus, so you must puke after chocolate.

I wish for a package.

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 10:04am

MiniMeatwad

MiniMeatwad

84 posts

I Used to be a noob into i took a noob to the wish

I Wish to be a strange mutanted super deadly undestroyable virus

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 10:09am

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

Granted, you find another strange mutated super deadly undestroyable virus and she's a lady. You both fall in love, then walk away into the sunset.

I wish for triple chocolate cake with chocolate chips on top and melted chocolate inside.

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 12:56pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, tasted very good, thank you for that.

I wish for a pot of gold.

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 6:20pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but even after spray-painting it gold to trick the authorities, the police catch on to your scheme and arrest you for possession of marijuana.

I wish Taro actually had some flavor.

 

Posted Feb 28, '13 at 6:43pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

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Granted, sadly it now tasted like sewage.

I wish for a Die Hard part 6 (better than part 5...)

 
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