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Posted Feb 27, '13 at 8:39pm

Terry_The_Disco_King
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Granted, but the chef overcooks it and it's dry and chewy.
I wish chocolate never went bad.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 9:47am

UnleashedUponMankind
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Granted, sadly you where infected by a strange virus, so you must puke after chocolate.
I wish for a package.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 10:04am

MiniMeatwad
85 posts
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I Used to be a noob into i took a noob to the wish
I Wish to be a strange mutanted super deadly undestroyable virus
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 10:09am

firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, you find another strange mutated super deadly undestroyable virus and she's a lady. You both fall in love, then walk away into the sunset.
I wish for triple chocolate cake with chocolate chips on top and melted chocolate inside.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 12:56pm

UnleashedUponMankind
2,049 posts
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Granted, tasted very good, thank you for that.
I wish for a pot of gold.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 6:20pm

Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but even after spray-painting it gold to trick the authorities, the police catch on to your scheme and arrest you for possession of marijuana.
I wish Taro actually had some flavor.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 6:43pm

UnleashedUponMankind
2,049 posts
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Granted, sadly it now tasted like sewage.
I wish for a Die Hard part 6 (better than part 5...)
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 8:05pm

Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in it.
I wish human waste could be used as an alternative fuel source.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 8:31pm

UnleashedUponMankind
2,049 posts
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Granted, but the fumes are even more dangerous.
I wish for an ice-cream.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 9:42pm

firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, the ice-cream is no ice-cream though...let's just say that the chocolate ice cream has a foul stench to it.
I wish I could think up a wish...
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