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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 9:44pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it's the worst wish ever thought up and it leads the world into total destruction and chaos.
I wish for total destruction and chaos.
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Posted Feb 28, '13 at 10:33pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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granted, however, that is a contradiction, so the chaos simply continues.
I wish for Two turtle doves
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 12:05am
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but they have a hard time flying due to the heavy shells on their backs, and they can't walk because their tiny feet can't support the shells either, so they end up immobile and unfit to survive anywhere.
I wish humans could breathe everywhere.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 1:38am
pangtongshu
4,450 posts
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Granted, but now we can't see
I wish for orange text
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:22am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,042 posts
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Granted, but that was easy ,cuz we still have it, you must have a strange eye disease or a strange computer-issue if you cant see it.
I wish for spring.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:59am
winmaster1
635 posts
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Granted, spring only starts 3/21/13, so you have to wait.
I wish for AP.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 5:36pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,042 posts
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Granted, but you received a permanant ban for bringing back the past.
I wish for a ice cold drink.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 6:17pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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Granted, when you drink it, your entire body freezes solid from the outside-in
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 6:23pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.
I wish you would have wished for something.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:21pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,042 posts
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Granted, seems you cant see it, better you go straight to an ophthalmologist, you have eye-cancer.
I wish for a bottle of wine... red pls.
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