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Corrupt a wish!

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 6:17pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

719 posts

Granted, when you drink it, your entire body freezes solid from the outside-in

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 6:23pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,340 posts

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

I wish you would have wished for something.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:21pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

6,785 posts

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Granted, seems you cant see it, better you go straight to an ophthalmologist, you have eye-cancer.

I wish for a bottle of wine... red pls.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:26pm

firedog12

firedog12

248 posts

Granted, the bottle grew wings and flew away. Are you sure you didn't wish for Red Bull?

I wish I had a dancing banana.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:44pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,340 posts

Granted, but the banana has two left feet.

I wish these walls could talk.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:52pm

firedog12

firedog12

248 posts

Granted, but one of those walls have a dirty mouth.

I wish I had a magic wand.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:58pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,340 posts

Granted, but it's one of those plastic ones that cheap magicians use to store flowers and make rabbits appear in hats.

I wish I could find the pathway to enlightenment.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:03pm

firedog12

firedog12

248 posts

Granted, though you have to join a cult and follow there religious beliefs. Look on the bright side, at least Tom Cruise is in it. (Scientology reference)

I wish I could puke rainbows.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:10pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,340 posts

Granted, but they taste even worse than regular vomit and they're much harder to clean up.

I wish I had a bathtub shaped like a clam.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:15pm

firedog12

firedog12

248 posts

Granted, but watch out! You never know when it might snap!

I wish I could go to Mars.

 
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