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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:18pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

3,993 posts

Granted, but you have no way of getting back nor do you have any Oxygen to survive for more than a few hours.

I wish I could paint the Washington Monument blue.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:30pm

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

Granted, the people at Washington love your coloring so much that they've upgraded you to the seven wonders of the world. And since they are so massive, you spend your whole lifetime doing this.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:32pm

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

I wish for a chocolate covered jelly filled doughnut.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:35pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

3,993 posts

Granted, but doctors aren't sure how to react when you slip into a diabetic coma during double bypass surgery. Which is weird that they don't, because this is America after all.

I wish northern Canada was a more habitable place.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:37pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

597 posts

granted, however all the ice in it melts into the oceans, speeding global warming, and we all dire from and inhabitable planet.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:40pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

3,993 posts

Granted, but now everyone is hilariously fat.

I wish the grandfather clock in my living room worked.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:44pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

597 posts

Granted, it never stops ringing.. EVER!

I wish Time would wait once and a while.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:45pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

3,993 posts

Granted, but eventually the very fabrics that hold time and space together are ripped apart and the universe is torn to shreds.

I wish people could fly.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:49pm

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

Granted, but for some reason eagles have gone missing.

I wish I had a monkey tail like in Dragon Ball Z.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:51pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

597 posts

Granted, but you cannot adapt quickly enough to balance and you fall of a bridge.

I wish I had a larger collection of fire-arms.

 
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