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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:26pm
firedog12
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Granted, the bottle grew wings and flew away. Are you sure you didn't wish for Red Bull?
I wish I had a dancing banana.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:44pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
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Granted, but the banana has two left feet.
I wish these walls could talk.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:52pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but one of those walls have a dirty mouth.
I wish I had a magic wand.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 9:58pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it's one of those plastic ones that cheap magicians use to store flowers and make rabbits appear in hats.
I wish I could find the pathway to enlightenment.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:03pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, though you have to join a cult and follow there religious beliefs. Look on the bright side, at least Tom Cruise is in it. (Scientology reference)
I wish I could puke rainbows.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:10pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but they taste even worse than regular vomit and they're much harder to clean up.
I wish I had a bathtub shaped like a clam.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:15pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but watch out! You never know when it might snap!
I wish I could go to Mars.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:18pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but you have no way of getting back nor do you have any Oxygen to survive for more than a few hours.
I wish I could paint the Washington Monument blue.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:30pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, the people at Washington love your coloring so much that they've upgraded you to the seven wonders of the world. And since they are so massive, you spend your whole lifetime doing this.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:32pm
firedog12
246 posts
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I wish for a chocolate covered jelly filled doughnut.
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