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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:35pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
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Granted, but doctors aren't sure how to react when you slip into a diabetic coma during double bypass surgery. Which is weird that they don't, because this is America after all.
I wish northern Canada was a more habitable place.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:37pm
GhostOfMetal
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granted, however all the ice in it melts into the oceans, speeding global warming, and we all dire from and inhabitable planet.
I wish to end world hunger.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:40pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but now everyone is hilariously fat.
I wish the grandfather clock in my living room worked.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:44pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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Granted, it never stops ringing.. EVER!
I wish Time would wait once and a while.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:45pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but eventually the very fabrics that hold time and space together are ripped apart and the universe is torn to shreds.
I wish people could fly.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:49pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but for some reason eagles have gone missing.
I wish I had a monkey tail like in Dragon Ball Z.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:51pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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Granted, but you cannot adapt quickly enough to balance and you fall of a bridge.
I wish I had a larger collection of fire-arms.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:52pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but cats everywhere are tempted to play with it.
I wish objects could talk to people.
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Posted Mar 1, '13 at 11:06pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but it's gonna be harder to decide which cereal you're gonna get with Cinnamon Toast Crunch saying "Hey pick me! I'm super sweet!" and Lucky Charms saying "Just remove all the brown parts of me! I taste good, I promise!"
I wish I could breathe fire.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 12:34am
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
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Granted, but it gives you lung cancer in a very short time. I also happen to like the brown Lucky Charms pieces.
I wish I knew what happened in the year 34,274 B.C.
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