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Corrupt a wish!

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 10:52pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but cats everywhere are tempted to play with it.

I wish objects could talk to people.

 

Posted Mar 1, '13 at 11:06pm

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

Granted, but it's gonna be harder to decide which cereal you're gonna get with Cinnamon Toast Crunch saying "Hey pick me! I'm super sweet!" and Lucky Charms saying "Just remove all the brown parts of me! I taste good, I promise!"

I wish I could breathe fire.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 12:34am

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but it gives you lung cancer in a very short time. I also happen to like the brown Lucky Charms pieces.

I wish I knew what happened in the year 34,274 B.C.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 11:00am

Gantic

Gantic

7,438 posts

Moderator

Granted, but you have no way back.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 12:36pm

firedog12

firedog12

247 posts

Granted, but you can't teleport any farther than 5 feet.

I wish I had a bucket o' fried chicken.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 1:53pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

5,802 posts

Moderator

Granted, enjoy the new dung-taste.

I wish i have a bodyguard.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 4:00pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but he turns out to be the infamous Tattletale Strangler wearing a false mustache.

I wish diamonds were soft.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 5:32pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

5,802 posts

Moderator

Granted, but all criminals in the world know that you´re responsable for that, they set a rreward for your head - dead or alive.

I wish for a cake.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 5:39pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but it's a Safeway cake.

I wish I could complete Sequester.

 

Posted Mar 2, '13 at 9:14pm

GhostOfMetal

GhostOfMetal

597 posts

Granted, but it now is 10 million levels, just for you.

I wish commercials didn't exist.

 
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