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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 12:34am
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,050 posts
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Granted, but it gives you lung cancer in a very short time. I also happen to like the brown Lucky Charms pieces.
I wish I knew what happened in the year 34,274 B.C.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 11:00am
Gantic
5,017 posts
Moderator
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Granted, but you have no way back.
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 12:36pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but you can't teleport any farther than 5 feet.
I wish I had a bucket o' fried chicken.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 1:53pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,152 posts
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Granted, enjoy the new dung-taste.
I wish i have a bodyguard.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 4:00pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,050 posts
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Granted, but he turns out to be the infamous Tattletale Strangler wearing a false mustache.
I wish diamonds were soft.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 5:32pm
UnleashedUponMankind
2,152 posts
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Granted, but all criminals in the world know that you´re responsable for that, they set a rreward for your head - dead or alive.
I wish for a cake.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 5:39pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,050 posts
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Granted, but it's a Safeway cake.
I wish I could complete Sequester.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 9:14pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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Granted, but it now is 10 million levels, just for you.
I wish commercials didn't exist.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 10:44pm
firedog12
246 posts
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Granted, but all they give in TV now is re-runs.
I wish gaming computers costs nothing more than 200 dollars.
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Posted Mar 2, '13 at 10:46pm
GhostOfMetal
596 posts
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Granted, but they blow up the second you plug them in.
I wish Youtube was smart enough to know I don't the music to stop.
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