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Corrupt a wish!

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:39pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but you acquire a long beard, which turns out to be a turnoff to most of the female population.

I wish toilets could talk.

 

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:46pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

647 posts

Granted, but once you pull down your pants, you never hear the end of it.

I wish I had magical powers.

 

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:55pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but all you can do is make plants die by touching them.

I wish this site had more active people in other sections of the forum.

 

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 8:12pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

647 posts

Granted, but it becomes chaotic with everyone posting at once.

I wish I could bring people back to life.

 

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 8:28pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but now we have a bunch of former corpses walking around and the whole world smells like decaying flesh.

I wish my computer could talk.

 

Posted Mar 9, '13 at 8:59pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

647 posts

Granted, but it does nothing but throw insults at you.

I wish I could control water.

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 3:41am

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Granted, but you can only control very small quantities of it, so it's only useful if you want to make a few raindrops change direction now and then.

I wish I didn't have to pay for candy.

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 12:39pm

chiragpatel

chiragpatel

5 posts

You were told to pay for candy

I wish Meat Boy would be able to fight Dr. Fetus

Meat Boy and Dr. Fetus from Super Meat Boy

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 2:35pm

Jeff1999

Jeff1999

1,188 posts

Granted. He is able to fight, but got killed by Dr. Fetus.

-Jeff

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 2:37pm

Jeff1999

Jeff1999

1,188 posts

I wish I wouldn't forget that I need to wish something.

-Jeff

 
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