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Posted Mar 8, '13 at 12:51am
Terry_The_Disco_King
3,012 posts
Granted, but you get assassinated by Al Qaeda.
I wish someone would grant this wish.
Posted Mar 8, '13 at 9:13am
UnleashedUponMankind
2,028 posts
Granted... erm, hope you now today is opposite day.
I wish for a banana daiquiri.
Posted Mar 8, '13 at 1:49pm
MattEmAngel
2,661 posts
Granted, but they forgot the banana and added mushrooms instead. Dirty mushrooms.
I wish to be the very best that no one ever was.
(Gonna break 2k posts soon, yo!)
Posted Mar 8, '13 at 8:47pm
Granted, but no one will notice this.
I wish for a horse.
Posted Mar 8, '13 at 9:01pm
Granted, but it's dead. So now it's a horpse.
I wish stores had more places to sit down inside them.
Posted Mar 9, '13 at 5:29pm
winmaster1
635 posts
Granted, people have to eat extra to poop and that is your sitting place.
I wish I would leave AG.
Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:29pm
Skulltivator
622 posts
Granted, but your eyes are so accustomed to the interface that you start to hallucinate images of the home page everywhere you go.
I wish I was a wizard.
Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:39pm
Granted, but you acquire a long beard, which turns out to be a turnoff to most of the female population.
I wish toilets could talk.
Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:46pm
Granted, but once you pull down your pants, you never hear the end of it.
I wish I had magical powers.
Posted Mar 9, '13 at 7:55pm
Granted, but all you can do is make plants die by touching them.
I wish this site had more active people in other sections of the forum.
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