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Corrupt a wish!

Posted Jul 8, '13 at 4:17pm

wflag10

wflag10

1,242 posts

Those unlimited wishes go to your worst enemy.

I wish my unlimited wishes don't go to my worst enemy.

 

Posted Jul 8, '13 at 4:20pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

Your wishes don't go to your worst enemy. They go to your worsest enemy, which is me.

I wish nobody could take my unlimited wishes from me.

 

Posted Jul 8, '13 at 5:11pm

partydevil

partydevil

5,109 posts

granted, you can wish alllll you want.. (not that anyone will fulfill them.)

i wish for a train with a lunchroom, helipad, castle and a 4x4x4miles piece of the moon.

 

Posted Jul 9, '13 at 1:09pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

5,762 posts

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Granted.... sadly it was just a dream.

I wish someone clean the kitchen... othwerwise i must do it :(^^

 

Posted Jul 9, '13 at 1:52pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

Granted...the 'someone' that has to clean the kitchen is you...

I wish for a 130.000+ Model D Concert Grand piano...

 

Posted Jul 9, '13 at 4:45pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

3,385 posts

Granted, but it's invisible and the size of your thumb.

I wish for a new phone that's better than my old one.

 

Posted Jul 9, '13 at 5:10pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

Granted! You get this phone. Much better, right?

I wish for an AC system that actually works.

 

Posted Jul 9, '13 at 6:13pm

Karasaar

Karasaar

164 posts

Your wish has been granted. An AC system that actually works is constructed. (Not that you will ever get one, as they are extremely expensive)

I wish for this post to be posted on this thread, right now, after I press the "Submit" button.

 

Posted Jul 11, '13 at 10:05pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

3,385 posts

Your contradictory sentence of "right now" and "after I press the "Submit" button" contradict each other. Furthermore, because the right now if your time when you had posted that post and the "right now" of MY present time differentiates from yours, your "right now" in the sentence no longer applies, as it would be more correct to have stated "in the past". However, even if you did, in your present time, it would continually be incorrect, making the wish a constant contradiction. Therefore, the wish is corrupted due to the many holes and contradictions in your wish, and it is negated.

I wish that I would make sense.

 

Posted Jul 12, '13 at 12:06am

gamerguy12345

gamerguy12345

2,961 posts

Granted, you will make sense. But in a perfect world..... In a perfect world. Which we are not.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

 
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