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Granted, but all your friends get hacked and have their identities stolen.

I wish for the ability to uncorrupt a wish.

Granted, they you can only uncorrupt my wishes and you will be forgotten by all.

I wish to know perfectly every language.

Granted, but you are rendered mute and armless

I wish for the forums to return to their highest point of activity

Granted, the servers crash with all the activity.

I wish not to be sick.

You'll heal just to become radiated.

I wish to fly on the Moon.

Granted, but you don't bring a helmet

I wish to go to that cat island in Japan

Granted, all the cats there desire a new toy!

I wish for the ability to breathe under water.

Granted, now you can't breathe in air.

I wish for 18 dollars.

Granted, you get 18 Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a larger hard drive.

Granted, expect this amazing 70s hard disk being delivered any day! Just make sure that a truck can unload it close to your home so you don't have to carry it too far.

I wish to be able to run a marathon.

Well, you already can. You will just be dead tired. Or only dead.

I wish to be able to kill (max) an ant with mah mental powah.

Granted, but you accidentally cause ants to go extinct.

I wish for a nuclear missile. I don't care if it hits me.

Oh granted And guess wha?....... It didn't hit you! But it hit near you and you earned a brand-new radiation sickness!

I wish for the ability of seeing in darkness.

Granted, but light blinds you. Forever.

I wish to stop seeing the worms floating in my eyes.

Granted, the birds in your eyes eat the worms.

I wish for another bowl.