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i just married a zombie but i will need to devorse,she is too dirty

this is an odd topic

its a game and thats why i put it in tavern

i just stole the gun you need and shot you with it. but i will need a larger gun eventually.

I had a larger gun and aimed for u but it was the wrong way so I shot myself.... DAMN!!!! (LOZER)

*I get bit by a zombie before i died and ate your brains and i still have my humanity and will keep it forever*

( IM dead so ya woooo I don't feel pain )

im shooting zombies with double barreled shotgun and will run out of ammo eventually

(if you ever want to survive a zombie attack go to menards hardware store, if you've ever been there you would agree with me)

You run out of ammo, and I throw the shotgun at them.
I make friends with a zombie

i am a zombie.

I'm gonna run for the mountains. I read that's the best place to go in a zombie overtake.

i think the best place to go is menards hardware store, i has nailguns, wood to make barricades, nails, and various other hardware tools that could be used as a weapon and food...lots of food

*i grab a beretta 500 it shoots 25mm bullets and then shoot the zombie king or in this case the soon to be dead (again) one*

real zombies eat people AND bullets silly, you would surely die!

Then I soon go to the base of a mointain and make a large cement wall 1 mile high and 3 miles thick. That will take a while for them to get through that and get to the top. right after the wall there is a steal wall just as thick and just as high as the cement one. So they will never get to me.