"Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh no!" "Pickles...Cheese...Extra pickles...Sweet and sour sauce" Never mind I probably shouldn't finish that, but if you watch him you will know it.
My top 3 are: 1.Dane Cook- "It's 4 in the morning grandma, you win!" 2.Jim Gaffigan- Office Co-Worker: It's Bob's birthday today. Jim: Man, I hate that guy. Office Co-Worker: There's cake in the conference room Jim: Well, I'll stop in and say hi. 3.Lewis Black