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Ur mom is so stupid, she tried to speel the alphabet with Skittles.

Yo mama soo small a tsunami for her is a bathroom flush!!!
And the other one i invented and my favorite is:
Yo mama is like a squirrel, nuts in her mouth!!!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought this was a good topic...

Yo momma is like Geico: So easy even a caveman can do her.

Your mom is so fat that when she goes outside wearing yellow, everyone starts shouting taxi! Taxi!

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the grand canyon, she got stuck

My personal yo mamma joke of all time.... yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it

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I know right? Your momma is so poor and stupid she sold her car for gas money! Yo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

Yo mama is so fat and dumb she sat on and broke the TV and watched the couch

Well, I've got a 'Yo Momma' comeback.
When someone says:
'You're so dumb, you got locked in Tescos and starved.'
You say:
'Coz yo momma was there first and ate everything'

Yo momma is so stupid she went up to the roof when someone said that drinks were on the house.

Yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo momma is such a bad cook that the family dog says "barf barf."

Yo Mommas like a toilet, white and smells like %#$^!!!!
Yo Mommas so fat her belt size is equator!
Yo Mommas so ugly th plastic surgen sued her!
i wish i could use my good 1s but ill get banned=P

Yo momma so stupid, she put "Hooked on Phonics" on her job application for "Education."

Yo mama is so stupid she looked at the ceiling when the bartender said: coming right up!