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thepossum
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Tell all your favorite Yo Mamma jokes here!
Here's one of my favs: Your mom is so fat that when she goes outside wearing red, everyone starts shouting KoolAid! KoolAid!

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zed
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zed
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yo mommas so dum she climbed up the tree 2 rake the leaves
yo mommas so fat wen her leg broke gravy poured out
yo mommas so ugly wen she entered an ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
yo mommas so dum she starved to death in a supermarket
yo mommas so dum she tripped ova a cordless fone

zed
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zed
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yo mommas so poor she cant even afford to pay attention

Greenfaerie
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Yo momma so fat she's morbidly depressed and takes medication to keep her doped up so she won't come to terms with her horrific state of being and cry herself to sleep.

Gregbyte
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yo mommas so dumb when she went to get extra lessons they said, "Didn't you read the sign, no hopeless cases"

Parsat
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Yo momma's so fat she got more Chins than a Chinatown.

imthebest
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yo mama is so fat that when i tripped her on 8th street her ass landed on 9 and her face landed on 10th !!

gooddemon
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befor i tell u this the bigger the object the strounger the gravity

yo mama is so fat a black hole got sucked into her

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