If you don't tell a joke just right, it loses all funny and you look like an idiot. Do so!Why did the hedgehog cross the road?To see its friend who had been run over.A man walks up to a bouncer wearing jump leads around his neck. He says "Can I come in?" and the bouncer says "Alright, just don't fight with anyone".
Once, in a pub, there was an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Englishman. The Irishman said to the Englishman "'ello!" The Englishman replied "hi."... I think I went wrong somewhere around 'The' hehe oops
Why did the road cross the chicken? To get to the other ride.
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