Armor Games

OK so ive been really bored latley and i was wanting to know if anyone knew funny phrases like you know on shirts on the computer.

Mine: I'm sick of political ads and i aprove this message
Come to the dark side we have cookies
I wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger then it hits me...

post at your will

I don't find those funny but it is hard to make me laugh with phrases.

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Ok I have a shirt that says:
"You Want me to play outside?..."
"Is that a secret level?"

With a picture of a monkey scratching his head holding an old style arcade joy stick.

Gir's doom song

Doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoooomdoomdoom...

I know many of cool phrases but not many funny one's.

I'm Away from my computer  - has to be the coolest :)

cool phareses accepted here to

Mine is : Friends are like potatoes....... if you eat them they die.

Its so hilarious.