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"I'm a nerd, hear me ROAR".

Here's one I just made up
Parents are like soda cans.... you know you should recycle them but you never do.

Hey that's a good one thepossum. My friend has a shirt that says "I only come to school for the babes".

This is a little risque, but it's hilarious.

Procrastination is like masturbation; at first it feels good, but in the end you're just screwing yourself.

Wow ehh my friend has a shirt too that says "The kid who dies with the most toys...still dies."

I saw  shirt in a christmas catalog that said

Any one who say money can't but happiness...

                                     ...never had full season baseball tickets"

When 10 blondes are put ear to ear they make a perfect tunnel for passing bees.

Here's one on a shirt I have: If you can read this, you're smart than you look.

Here's another one, sorry for the double post:

"I'm not gay! My boyfriend is!"

blond joke: there are ten jokes and three girls a red head burnnete and a blond if they laught there out the blond makes it past nine then before the tenth question she starts laughing

i just got the first one!

oh i forggot these sorry

im in yur base pwining noobs.
im a bad *** your just a ***.
Nuteronomy-a dogs least favorite book in the bible.
real women dont complain they ***** ***** *****.
silence is golden duct tape is silver.
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They say i have a.d.d. but they just dont under stand hey look a chicken