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Posted Nov 17, '08 at 10:12pm

thepossum

thepossum

365 posts

Gold - Lord

Here is the best one ever... Your Mom!!!

http://12.47.45.78/rendered/cooltext405151923.gif

 

Posted Nov 17, '08 at 11:30pm

Snakebite

Snakebite

778 posts

Gold - Knight

Never meddle in the Dragon's affairs - for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

 

Posted Nov 17, '08 at 11:52pm

Graham

Graham

4,132 posts

Wood - Prince

my two favorite shirts have this on them
ooh i even gota picture of one :D
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj146/grahaam/zzzzstoplookingatmyshirt.jpg
the other is "Cereal Killer" and it shows a skull & crossbones except the crossbones are spoons

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 12:24am

seize_the_element

seize_the_element

781 posts

Iron - Prince

I like the 'stop looking at my shirt' one.

Last night I texted my friend asking, "What does idk mean?" Then he replied and said "I don't know". I replied "Wow, Nobody knows".

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 9:42am

globdog76

globdog76

562 posts

Wood - Duke

bring in the yo mama jokes some one

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 9:44am

globdog76

globdog76

562 posts

Wood - Duke

ps i know where some of you are getting these jokes

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 10:57am

dyrnwyn

dyrnwyn

104 posts

Gold - Squire

1. there are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

2. Johnny was a chemists son.
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4
and
3. If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 3:09pm

ManUtd4life096

ManUtd4life096

1,287 posts

Gold - Prince

It's not my fault I never learned to accept responsibility!

There are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who can't

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 4:50pm

Destor

Destor

497 posts

Iron - Knight

This is a dungeon and dragons joke, but some of you night get it anyway.

if you find yourself and a halfling being chased by a dragon, you must remember. "you don't have to outrun the dragon, you just have to outrun the halfling"

 

Posted Nov 18, '08 at 6:05pm

ParalysisTerror

ParalysisTerror

663 posts

Wood - King

sounds too incompetent, try something else that's funny

 
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