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Funny Phrases

Posted Nov 22, '08 at 3:41pm

madgamer131

madgamer131

565 posts

Iron - Knight

have u ever seen the movie "In the Army Now"? incredibly stupid, but kinda funny

"Would America have won the civil war if Benjamin Franklin didn't get alnog with Eleanor Roosevelt?"
lol sooo many things wrong...

 

Posted Nov 27, '08 at 7:18pm

globdog76

globdog76

562 posts

Wood - Duke

COME ON PPL TALK

 

Posted Nov 27, '08 at 9:35pm

bbyers9113

bbyers9113

291 posts

Iron - Squire

UNDERACHIEVEMENT:  The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

 

Posted Nov 28, '08 at 12:00am

Snakebite

Snakebite

779 posts

Gold - Knight

Never meddle in the Dragon's affairs - For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

 

Posted Nov 28, '08 at 10:01pm

chibilin

chibilin

144 posts

Wood - Knight

what about this:
I don't take breakfast because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take dinner because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take supper because I'm thinking about you.
I don't sleep because I'm hungry.

 

Posted Dec 3, '08 at 5:44am

Lord_Mist

Lord_Mist

563 posts

Wood - Lord

what about this:
I don't take breakfast because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take dinner because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take supper because I'm thinking about you.
I don't sleep because I'm hungry.

oh man, that was awesome XD

 

Posted Dec 3, '08 at 5:47am

Lord_Mist

Lord_Mist

563 posts

Wood - Lord

and how about this one:

"Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?"

lol

 

Posted Dec 3, '08 at 6:15pm

madgamer131

madgamer131

565 posts

Iron - Knight

lol good one lordmist

haha my friend said this. what he said and what he meant to say are two very different things. it came out all mixed up

"he slept on the couch in the position that he fell asleep in..."

 

Posted Dec 4, '08 at 6:56pm

globdog76

globdog76

562 posts

Wood - Duke

ten reasont to procrastinate

1.

 

Posted Dec 4, '08 at 7:01pm

Sssssnnaakke

Sssssnnaakke

536 posts

Wood - Knight

see the boat a rockin don't come up a knockin

 
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